Hubby: How as the Zoom with the ladies?
Hubby: That bad?
Me: No it was good, they’re good, well not good, they’re crappy cause we’re all crappy, but they’re like awesome about it. UUUUGGGHHHHHHH!
Hubby: … so that’s good?
Me: NO… ya… I mean they have it so much harder then me, kids, home schooling, mortgages, no jobs and they’re like “Hey, just one day at a time” and ” At least we’re healthy” and ” what can we do to help the awfulness that is our society right now” and they’re just so great. UUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Hubby:… how dare they?
Me: And then look at me, I’m fine, I don’t have to share my space with small children… except you
Me: Plus we’re solid work wise and home wise and everything!!! But still I have to insult you just so you’ll physically push me out of the bed each morning for me to be able to face the day.
Hubby: ya the name calling isn’t necessary for me to do that, I’m more then happy to kick you out of bed
Me: I suck
Hubby: you’re awesome
Me: I’ve gained 15 pounds in cookie abuse, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO STOP ME FROM COOKIE PITY PARTIES!!
Hubby: I WILL! I promise… although I like to have more to hug
Me: it’s not just that, I haven’t showered in like 2 weeks
Hubby: ya about that
Hubby: you’re so pretty
Me: UUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH, you’re so nice
Me: no I love you, you’re amazing, everyone’s amazing, I need to be amazing… I’M GOING TO BE AMAZING… can I have a cookie
Hubby: ya here you go