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Hubby:  How as the Zoom with the ladies?

Me: UUUUGGGHHHHHHH!!

Hubby: That bad?

Me: No it was good, they’re good, well not good, they’re crappy cause we’re all crappy, but they’re like awesome about it.  UUUUGGGHHHHHHH!

Hubby: … so that’s good?

Me: NO… ya… I mean they have it so much harder then me, kids, home schooling, mortgages, no jobs and they’re like “Hey, just one day at a time” and ” At least we’re healthy” and ” what can we do to help the awfulness that is our society right now” and they’re just so great. UUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

Hubby:… how dare they?

Me: And then look at me, I’m fine, I don’t have to share my space with small children… except you

Hubby: hurtful

Me: Plus we’re solid work wise and home wise and everything!!! But still I have to insult you just so you’ll physically push me out of the bed each morning for me to be able to face the day.

Hubby: ya the name calling isn’t necessary for me to do that, I’m more then happy to kick you out of bed

Me: I suck

Hubby: you’re awesome

Me: I’ve gained 15 pounds in cookie abuse, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO STOP ME FROM COOKIE PITY PARTIES!!

Hubby:  I WILL! I promise… although I like to have more to hug

Me: it’s not just that, I haven’t showered in like 2 weeks

Hubby: ya about that

Me: …

Hubby: you’re so pretty

Me: UUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH, you’re so nice

Hubby: sorry

Me: no I love you, you’re amazing, everyone’s amazing, I need to be amazing… I’M GOING TO BE AMAZING…   can I have a cookie

Hubby: ya here you go

me: UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

We got this let’s RUN… oh… pee break first, sure okay do your thing

What… but you just peed!

STOP PEEING!!

Is it possible for a dog to have a bladder infection, I should Google that.

I swear to god if you sniff one more bush

I AM YOUR MASTER YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME

Okay one more quick pee, but seriously this is the last one

Should I just stop running? I mean what’s the point anymore, this has been like a 20 minute mile

This is it, time for serious running

Oh sweet Jesus where did this hill come from

I taste blood

Are my lungs bleeding… IS THAT POSSIBLE

Ya it’s cool buddy we can stop to pee, I don’t need to stop, but I’ll stop for you

Oh god when will this torture end

No, no it’s okay, I’m good, I’m getting my second wind, I could run forever

TWO MILES! YESSSS THANK YOU ALL HEAVENLY BEINGS, WE’RE DONE

Now to crawl home, I mean do our cool down walk home

Seriously you’re not evening peeing anymore, you’re just lifting your leg

Fine, you be you dog, but I’m definitely Googling dog bladder infections when we get home… and bleeding lungs.