So I have a friend Ashley. I’m using her real name as she deserves the shame I’m about to share. Oh look at that I even included pictures, wow I must be really upset.
I had thought Ashley was my mini me, true she has a good 5 inches on me but who doesn’t… I’m short, which is why I wear ridiculously high heels. Anywho, what I mean is we are SO alike!
We LOVE shopping (but really who doesn’t), Barefoot Muscat Bubbly Wine (which our wine friends poo poo so… More For Us!), Singing to each other at inappropriate moments (currently ‘I Would Catch a Grenade for You’ is our favorite), Snorting when we laugh (ok that’s more me then her but whatever) AND SHOES! We have the same taste and size in shoes, which is fantastic since we both have ridiculously large feet, ok for her but again… I’m short, add the large feet and just call me Frodo and be done with it. WHICH leads me into Ashley and My other great love…. SCIFI!!!
Oh my god we are the nerdiest girls you will ever meet. Now from here on out it may be hard for some of you to follow, if you are not geeky like us, but try. She has a Tartis on her desk… A TARTIS!! I have the greatest quotes from FireFly as my phone cover. We have convinced our friends to dress up as the crew of Serenity for Halloween! We’re currently learning elfin. We both believe going to ComicCon in San Diego would be the greatest vacation EVER! See perfect friendship!! Until last week when we went to watch Bridesmaids (HilLarIOus by the way, incase you were wondering.) The conversation went like this:
Me: Ash final Harry Potter movie coming out soon, we’re totally doing that together right?
Me: Sweet, Hubby has never read the books so I have him believing that Harry bites it in the end, ha ha he’s totally bummed.
Ash: DUDE! You just spoiled it for me!!
Me:… no I didn’t… Ash… you’ve read the books… right??
Ash: No, I could never get into them… What?… WHAT?!? Why are you staring at me like that?? Say something!!.. Oh My God are you choking!!!
Me: Stop hitting me!! I’m not choking!! Geez. Ash are you serious!?!? You haven’t read ANY of the Harry Potter books!!?
Ash: No… I’ve read all the Twilight books!!
Me: … Oh god… and I had thought this couldn’t go any lower, and BAM you just took it there.
Ash: What they’re good.
Me: *whimper* I’m gonna need some time on my own for a little while.