Dude, I mean… Dude.

Hubby: So I read your blog.

Me: You did!?! EEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!  SO!? Whatchya think?

Hubby: You say Dude way too much.

Me: DUDE! Crap.

Hubby: SEE! You need to seriously lay of the Dude’s, you use it for everything.

Me: But, but, it works for everything!

Hubby: How can that one word work for everything?

Me: It’s all about how you say the dude, I’ll give you examples:
(examples)
…dude… : I’m so so very sorry
DUDE!: I’m with you and completely outraged
Duuuude: You are silly and fun and I like you
Dude!: Ok you just totally crossed the line
Dude… *sigh*: I love you and am currently imagining you naked
Dude?: Are you aware that’s not a woman

Me: SEE!?! It covers everything.

Hubby: … wow… ok first off that only maybe makes sense, and I really emphasise maybe, if you’re talking to the person.  You’re blogging, they can’t hear you.

Me: Oh they know honey, they know.  In fact some of my readers are Duders just like me! And other Duders can totally tell what kind of Dude a Duder is saying when they read Dude! 

Hubby: … um… ok…

Me: So is that all you got out of my blog, I Dude too much?!

Hubby: Well I do have one question about it.

Me: Sweet, shoot.

Hubby: What’s Butt Hats for Another Blog mean?

Me: DUDE!!!

About But That's For Another Blog

Wifey, Blogger, Cat Slave, New Puppy Mommy, Huge Nerd, and One Hellofafriend! (Seriously, I have references). SHINY!!
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15 Responses to Dude, I mean… Dude.

  1. hawleywood40 says:

    Love this! Then again, I’m a fellow Dude-Overuser, so I can totally relate. I don’t think I’ve said it much in my blog, but it rolls off my tongue several times a day.

  2. Tiffany says:

    Dude, this rocks.

  3. CeRvo says:

    Glad I wasn’t the only one to notice your butt hats

  4. Amy Vansant says:

    My husband requested I stop saying ‘dude’ years ago and I miss it. Like “f*ck” it is one the most versatile words in the human language. It can literally mean anything, and strangely, whoever you say it to, knows exactly what you mean…

  5. Stacey says:

    At my mother’s request, I managed to all but eliminate “dude” from my everyday speech. That or I don’t notice myself saying it anymore.

    I’m having a good chuckle about the butt hats.

  6. -lol- Thanks for the laugh! I am a recovering “Dude” over user addict. Rofl! ;-D

  7. Dude … like dude is one of the most versatile words in the English language! I mean really! Dude!

  8. Ohhhhh….you have one of THOSE husbands? Me too! Gotta paint em a damn picture.

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