Hubby: So I read your blog.
Me: You did!?! EEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! SO!? Whatchya think?
Hubby: You say Dude way too much.
Me: DUDE! Crap.
Hubby: SEE! You need to seriously lay of the Dude’s, you use it for everything.
Me: But, but, it works for everything!
Hubby: How can that one word work for everything?
Me: It’s all about how you say the dude, I’ll give you examples:
…dude… : I’m so so very sorry
DUDE!: I’m with you and completely outraged
Duuuude: You are silly and fun and I like you
Dude!: Ok you just totally crossed the line
Dude… *sigh*: I love you and am currently imagining you naked
Dude?: Are you aware that’s not a woman
Me: SEE!?! It covers everything.
Hubby: … wow… ok first off that only maybe makes sense, and I really emphasise maybe, if you’re talking to the person. You’re blogging, they can’t hear you.
Me: Oh they know honey, they know. In fact some of my readers are Duders just like me! And other Duders can totally tell what kind of Dude a Duder is saying when they read Dude!
Hubby: … um… ok…
Me: So is that all you got out of my blog, I Dude too much?!
Hubby: Well I do have one question about it.
Me: Sweet, shoot.
Hubby: What’s Butt Hats for Another Blog mean?