Why Does the Devil Hate Us??

Wrap up to yesterday’s email post, just incase you were worried I truly was walking around with a dead dude’s cornea.

From: Mona
To: Ang
Subject: Friday
Date: Fri, 2 May 2008

So how did the golfing go yesterday??

Hubby and I had an interesting evening, around 9pm Hubby’s brother called him to see if his flight was on time. Hubby’s reply was “I don’t know, I don’t leave until tomorrow at 9:40pm.” WRONG he was supposed to be leaving that night at 9:40pm!! So we raced to the airport but missed last boarding by 8 minutes!! Thank god there was another flight leaving this morning at 6:30am and they moved him to it no charge. It all turned out for the best as I only think he had time to pack some socks and a tooth-brush in the mad rush to get out of the house.

I had my second eye exam and my doctor says my eye is healing but I have another week to go with the drops. But at least I don’t need to get a dead person’s cornea put on my eye. See I’m totally glass is half full girl!

From: Ang
To: Mona
Subject: RE: Friday
Date: Fri, 2 May 2008

Ummm, so I got up this morning and my car was gone. Just gone. I called the police because I thought it had been stolen. Apparently, I parked my car and the tire crossed over into a fire lane. I was in that spot directly above the Jacuzzi, It really pissed me off because I have a theory about why it was towed and who called them. Remind me to tell you tonight or something. And with all the craziness I didn’t get to go golfing!

So Hubby’s gone? Are you ok? I know how much I hate when John is not there. Although he only went on vacation once since we have been together and it was like weeks after got together so I wasn’t quite a total mess yet.

Quick question – is there a limit as to how many people I can bring to your “I’m All Alone! Help Me Forget By Drinking!” party tomorrow at your house? Because I told you one but I have like 3 or 4 friends that would love to go.

Let me know, Ang

From: Mona
To: Ang
Subject: RE: RE: Friday
Date: Fri, 2 May 2008

TOWED!!???? NO GOLFING!!??? Wow both our days sucked.

I bet you think it’s that freaky lady in 4C, I totally believe she’s the devil or a vampire… or both.  Seriously I don’t know why she hates us! I’m pretty sure it wasn’t her flower bed I hurled in last Saturday and you’ve only stole her newspaper once or maybe twice. But we always say hi when we see her and are totally conscious of the quite hours, most the time.  We’re like the perfect neighbors! I look forward to hearing your theory tonight.

Feel free to invite as many people as you like, all are welcome with booze!

P.S. Do you think I should change the name of the party… it sounds sad and a little pathetic.

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1 Response to Why Does the Devil Hate Us??

  1. Ruth D. says:

    That’s crazy! I would totally freak out! LOL!

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