I don’t like to brag but… MY HUBBY HAS MAGICAL POWERS!!!
Shocking I know, but I discovered his amazing gift last night. We were driving home from stuffing ourselves at our favorite taco stand, and by we I mean me.
Hubby: That light’s going to turn green rriiggghhhhttttt NOW!
Street light turns green as we drive through.
Me: *burp* wow babe lucky, especially since you weren’t slowing down while it was red.
Hubby: Didn’t have to, used my powers.
Me: (unbuttoning my top jeans button) hmm sure.
Hubby: Oh here comes another one… aaannnnddd GREEN!
And sure enough that light turned green as we drove through.
Me: Ok you’ve got them timed, oh god my tummy, but I’ll humor you, you’re truly amazing oh great and powerful wizard.
Hubby: You’re mocking my powers aren’t you? Hey put your seat belt back on!
Me: Ugh! But it’s pressing against my tummy and trust me there’s already way too much pressure down there!
Hubby: Ya, you really should have stopped at 5 or even 8, but honey 10?
Me: HEY! Stop judging, they’re really small tacos so technically it was more like 4 normal size tacos, or 1 really big taco.
Hubby: Ok, open the glove compartment.
Me: AAHHH! You want me to move!? Can’t you see I’m dying? Why would you make a dying woman move!? That’s just mean.
Hubby: Lift your arm 10 inches and open the compartment you big baby.
Me: *SIGH* fine… TUMS!!!!!! Oh there is a taco god! When did they get put in there?
Hubby: Just now, with my MAGICAL POWERS!! It’s not just for green lights.
Me: *whispering* wow, it’s not just for green lights… MAKE IT RAIN PUPPIES!!!