I would like to start this post, as I’ve started several before, by stating IT WASN’T MY FAULT! I mean how was I to know that CIA Cat would have such a conniption fit about being tossed on the new hammock with hubby?!
Hubby: I have a surprise for you!
Me: Yay! What is it?
Hubby: Gotta guess.
Me: Ok, nevermind.
Hubby: Come On! I’ll give you a hint. You were talking about this last week and said you really wanted it and it would make you so happy.
Me: SHUT UP!
Me: We’re going to Hawaii!!??!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY
Hubby: Ya… Oh no wait NO, NO, NO, I got you a hammock.
Me: … a hamwhat?
Hubby: Remember, you said all you wanted was to lay on a hammock in the sun and just relax.
Me: IN HAWAII!
Hubby: Listen do you want the hammock or not.
Me: *mumbling* I want the hammock.
Hubby: Ok come out on the deck, I already set it up.
Me: … It’s kinda small.
Hubby: Ya so’s our deck. Lay on it, try it out.
Me: I don’t think it will hold me.
Hubby: Sure it will, here I’ll get on it first. See no problem, hey this is pretty sweet.
Me: Look CIA Cat daddy got me a hammock. Ahh look honey she wants to try it out, here ya go upsy daisy.
Hubby: I don’t think that’s a good ideeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyaaaaa.
Me: STOP SWINGING! IT’S FREAKING HER OUT!!
Hubby: IT’S A HAMMOCK THAT’S WHAT IT DOES!! GET HER OFF, GET HER OFF!!!
Me: I CAN’T! HER CLAWS STUCK ON SOMETHING!!
Hubby: STOP PULLING , STOP PULLING!!
Me: STOP SHOUTING, YOU’RE FREAKING ME OUT!… There she’s free. Poor baby are you okay? Was that traumatic for you?
Hubby: YES! There may be serious damage done… you’re talking to the cat aren’t you?
Me: Well honey I feel bad I just tossed her in like that, so can I try out the hammock now?
Hubby: No, you’ve lost hammock privileges.
Me: AH COME ON!! For how long?
Hubby: Until I completely heal and you apologize.
Me:… I’m never gonna get to use the hammock am I?
Hubby: Outlooks not so good.