I learn the most interesting things while Hubby and I are just driving around.
Me: Why can’t I have a dog?
Hubby: We live in a one bedroom apartment.
Me: So we’ll get a small…
Hubby: I will NEVER own a purse dog.
Me: a what?
Hubby: A purse dog, a dog that’s so small it can be carried around in a purse. I’m not that guy.
Me: Fine, we’ll move to a bigger place and then I can have a dog.
Hubby: Have you forgotten about CIA Cat? She will never allow us to have a dog. She will destroy any dog we bring home, it won’t have a chance.
Me: If we get a puppy maybe they’ll have a chance to bond and become friends.
Hubby: HA! That’s cute. Babe seriously you don’t want a dog, only psychopaths own dogs.
Me: … really?
Hubby: I watched this interview with a psychology specialist who was describing different signs of a psychopath and owning a dog was on top of the list.
Me: … really?
Hubby: No, I’m serious he wrote a book about this and everything.
Me: What show was he giving this interview on?
Hubby: … Conan.
Hubby: Shut up! He was a legit doctor.
Me: No, I believe you honey. AAAAHHHH!!! Look out old psychopath dude on the right walking his dog. AAAHHHH!!! Little girl psychopath to the left with her puppy. OH MY GOD! A whole park of psychopaths! Hit the gas Hubby, we’re all gonna die!!
Hubby: That’s a dog park.
Me: I know and right next to a pre-school those sick city zoning bastards!
Hubby: Well now we’re never getting a dog, I hope it was worth it.
Me: It kinda was.