Don’t Point Those Things at Me

LADIES would you please have other ladies backs…well fronts actually… okay let me explain.

At work today Tif came by for our normal coffee run:

Tif: Starbucks?

Me: Hellz ya.

Tif: WOW!

Me: What?

Tif: Nothing, I just didn’t realize it was that cold in here.  Mind not pointing those things directly at me? They might go off.

Me: … wha… Holy Crap!

Tif: Right!?

Me: How long have they been like that? That’s freaking embarrassing.

Tif: … um you might want to stop doing that until we get in the elevator.

Me: I’m trying to warm them up.

Tif: ya, but that just looks worse.

Me: oh… right… CRAP, I was in a meeting like 10 minutes ago! Do you think they were doing that then?

Tif: Ha, I hope so.

Me: That pisses me off, it was all women, one of them could have given me a shout out.

Tif: Maybe there were just too intimidated by the torpedos.

Me: Oh shut up.

So ladies please, I beg you, if one of your own is walking around nipping out give the gal a shout out.

Don't be a bitch Hillary, give the poor girl a hand... no wait

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9 Responses to Don’t Point Those Things at Me

  1. Princess says:

    Haha I like that, good job!

  2. Kim says:

    It’s freezing in here. It’s not your fault.

  3. Ah yes, the common and difficult to control problem of “nipple erectus.” If your nipples stay erect for more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical or male attention.

  4. Lafemmeroar says:

    Nipping is the female version of a hard-on I guess. I’m cursed ’cause hot or cold those babies are always at attention. Imagine if I were a dude … yikes!

  5. Bella says:

    I couldn’t agree more–do inform a sister her torpedos are ready for action! I can think of a number of embarrassing situations where I’ve exposed my huge nipples for all to see. Not a pretty picture according to my children, a totally hot one according to my Significant Other. 🙂

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