LADIES would you please have other ladies backs…well fronts actually… okay let me explain.
At work today Tif came by for our normal coffee run:
Tif: Starbucks?
Me: Hellz ya.
Tif: WOW!
Me: What?
Tif: Nothing, I just didn’t realize it was that cold in here. Mind not pointing those things directly at me? They might go off.
Me: … wha… Holy Crap!
Tif: Right!?
Me: How long have they been like that? That’s freaking embarrassing.
Tif: … um you might want to stop doing that until we get in the elevator.
Me: I’m trying to warm them up.
Tif: ya, but that just looks worse.
Me: oh… right… CRAP, I was in a meeting like 10 minutes ago! Do you think they were doing that then?
Tif: Ha, I hope so.
Me: That pisses me off, it was all women, one of them could have given me a shout out.
Tif: Maybe there were just too intimidated by the torpedos.
Me: Oh shut up.
So ladies please, I beg you, if one of your own is walking around nipping out give the gal a shout out.
Don't be a bitch Hillary, give the poor girl a hand... no wait
Haha I like that, good job!
It’s freezing in here. It’s not your fault.
Thank you! Make sure to stay warm… if ya know what I mean…
Ah yes, the common and difficult to control problem of “nipple erectus.” If your nipples stay erect for more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical or male attention.
OH! Now see, why didn’t I come up with that!?! I kept asking Tif for other discriptive words for nippage but she was NO help.
Nipping is the female version of a hard-on I guess. I’m cursed ’cause hot or cold those babies are always at attention. Imagine if I were a dude … yikes!
But don’t they feel theirs? I can’t feel when mine do it… is there something wrong with me..
I couldn’t agree more–do inform a sister her torpedos are ready for action! I can think of a number of embarrassing situations where I’ve exposed my huge nipples for all to see. Not a pretty picture according to my children, a totally hot one according to my Significant Other. 🙂
TRUE and true 😉