Tif: Good Lord Woman! Shut your mouth before a bus drives through it.
Me: *YAWN* Sorry, I could not get to sleep last night.
Tif: Watching TV?
Tif: *wink* *wink* nudge nudge
Tif: Ok I give up what kept you up.
Me: *YAWN* no idea, it’s so weird cause Hubby made this amazing dinner last night that stuffed me and should have put me right to sleep.
Tif: God you’re spoiled, what he make this time?
Me: It was SO good! It was this chicken thing with capers in this yummy lemony sauce and buttered asparagus and mini little potatos with bacon.
Me: RIGHT?!? Then for desert he got this chocolate layered cake and served it with cream and hot espresso.
Tif: …hot espresso?
Me: *YAWN* Ya, it was delish and I had like 3 cups.
Tif:… 3 cups of espresso… last night… and you can’t figure out why you couldn’t fall asleep?
Me: I know weird huh?
Tif: You’re a dumb ass.
Me: DUDE! What?!… oh