Tif: Good Lord Woman! Shut your mouth before a bus drives through it.
Me: *YAWN* Sorry, I could not get to sleep last night.
Tif: Reading?
Me: No.
Tif: Watching TV?
Me: No.
Tif: *wink* *wink* nudge nudge
Me: No.
Tif: Ok I give up what kept you up.
Me: *YAWN* no idea, it’s so weird cause Hubby made this amazing dinner last night that stuffed me and should have put me right to sleep.
Tif: God you’re spoiled, what he make this time?
Me: It was SO good! It was this chicken thing with capers in this yummy lemony sauce and buttered asparagus and mini little potatos with bacon.
Tif: Yum!
Me: RIGHT?!? Then for desert he got this chocolate layered cake and served it with cream and hot espresso.
Tif: …hot espresso?
Me: *YAWN* Ya, it was delish and I had like 3 cups.
Tif:… 3 cups of espresso… last night… and you can’t figure out why you couldn’t fall asleep?
Me: I know weird huh?
Tif: You’re a dumb ass.
Me: DUDE! What?!… oh
OOHHHHHH I Get It!
Sounds like something I would do 🙂
I seriously did not put it together until I had the conversation with her… I truely am a dumb ass.
HAHA! Don’t you love moments like this in life? Where we realize the levels of dumbassesness we are capable of and can only take comfort in the fact that we recognize it… which totally counts for something.
Totally!!
Silly girl! Expresso before bed! haha. I agree with Nick, when we realize this … it TOTALLY counts! 🙂
I hope while you were awake, you took advantage of all that time in bed…;) Hubby sounds like he deserved a reward for that nice dinner!
No 😦 he was dead asleep… He didn’t have any espresso… Which was why I had so much… so technically this is his fault!