Last night Tif and I were watching our favorite shared show ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ and texting our views on the dancers and the judges.  We text because we were banned from talking by Hubby as our voices “hit pitches only dogs can hear”… whatever.

Me: OMG OMG OMG Mark is going to dance next!!!! I LOVE YOU MARK!!!!

Tif: Holy Muscles Mark!!!!

Me: ddddddaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnn that boy has been working out, he’s fffffiiiiiiinnnnnnnneeeeeee!

Tif: easy girl he’s gay

Me: SHOUT YOUR MOUTH!!

Tif: Honey he’s wearing eyeliner

Me: SO!? He’s a dancer, that’s what dancers do!!

Tif: ha ok

Me: Wow her leaps suck the judges are gonna rip her apart

Tif: Why the HELL is Katie Holmes a judge?

Me: I don’t know she does broadway and stuff.  Oh god she liked her dancing?

Tif: Of course Katie has no talent of her own and must leech on to others.

Me: … um ok.  Oh God not that guy! I hate this choreographer and his hip hop routines always look like my jazzacise aerobic class.

Tif: HA!  And Katie liked that dance too… I think she’s high.

Me: She is looking a little vacant.  Wait the other judges liked it too… PUSSY JUDGES!  Ya that’s right I said it!!

Tif: I didn’t flinch cause it’s true.  Dear Katie Cruz… Please Shut Your Piehole!

Me: dddaammmnnnnn, you’re on vacation you should be more mellow.

Tif: Vacations make me fisty.

Me: huh… EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY Melanie’s on!!! LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!

Tif: That is a gorgeous dance.

Me: aaahhhhhhh Hubby just teared up a little.

Tif: Awwwwwww

Me: Ok I gotta sign off, he says I talk what I’m typing and it’s driving him crazy.

Tif: ok see you next week, bad mouth Katie for me!!!

Holy Shit!! Tif must have run into Katie... poor Katie.