Me: VICTORY IS MINE!! (slamming front door shut with… well… with victory)
Hubby: YAY! and like always NO idea what you’re talking about.
Me: I found a dress for the wedding!
Hubby: YAY! What wedding?
Me:… SERIOUSLY!?! The wedding we’re going to next week, the wedding I’ve been talking about for like ever and the dress hunt that’s been KILLING me!
Hubby: HA I know, I was screwing with ya.
(no he wasn’t)
Me: Well I found it and it’s perfect! TA DA!
Me: Really?! Babe, we’ve been married long enough that you should know that response equals no nookie for like a week.
Hubby: NO, NO I LOVE IT!!… but… I thought you didn’t want black.
Me: It’s NOT black, it’s Rich Plum.
Me: *sigh* dark purple.
Hubby: OOHHHH! Ya now I see it, nice… but I thought you didn’t want a Mother of the Bride dress.
Me: IT’S NOT!!
Hubby: It’s long.
Me: SO!? It’s classy and sophisticated but with a hint of sexy vixen.
Me: Oh God, now what?!?
Hubby: I don’t know… it just seems familiar…
Me: How can it? It’s brand new.
Hubby: Are you sure you don’t already have that dress?
Me: Of course I don’t! Do you really think I would buy the same… where are you going?
Hubby: Closet, I just want to check something.
Me: Babe I do not already own this dress!
Hubby: TA DA!
Me: … well that’s a completely different dress.
Hubby: It’s dark purple.
Me: No it’s Morning Violet.
Hubby: Ok, well it’s also long.
Me: ya but it’s a billowy long, mine is a straight down long.
Hubby:…. you are not gonna admit you bought the same dress you already own are you?
Me: no… cause I didn’t.
(ya I did)