Me: YOU CHEATING BASTARD!
Hubby: huh… wha…
Me: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU LEFT ME FOR HER!
Hubby: Babe, what the… HEY, STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR PILLOW!
Me: You deserve it you cheating, good for nothing, Casanova wanna be, asshole!
Hubby: What are you talking about!
Me: You CHEATED on me! After all the years I gave to you! Good years! Perky Boob Years!! Those are years I’m never getting back!
Hubby: I DID NOT CHEAT ON YOU!
Me: I saw you with her, in Nepal, on the yak!
Hubby: … Babe… We’ve talked about this, you can’t get mad at me for things I do in your dreams.
Me: Well I don’t see why you can’t be faithful in my dreams!
Hubby: I’m going back to bed, you wake me up with a pillow assault again and I’ll make you eat it. Good Night!… and I love you.
Me: Sure YOU do, but I’ve got my eye on dream hubby.
Hilarious. This has happened to me.
It’s SO annoying! I feel bad being mad at him but the visual is still there.
YOU NUT!! haha ….. but I totally get how upset you can be from a cheating hubby dream. Sounds like your hubby is keeper … just like mine. 😀
Only I can’t say I gave him the perky boob years, I didn’t, cuz I had already had two children when we met and married, so I gave him the more perky-boob-before-the-other-two-children-wiped-me-to-tribal-boob years. 😦
😉
Tribal Boobs!! HA Priceless!!