IT STILL COUNTS, YOU CHEATING BASTARD!!

Me: YOU CHEATING BASTARD!

Hubby: huh… wha… 

Me: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU LEFT ME FOR HER!

Hubby: Babe, what the… HEY, STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR PILLOW! 

Me: You deserve it you cheating, good for nothing, Casanova wanna be, asshole!

Hubby: What are you talking about!

Me: You CHEATED on me!  After all the years I gave to you! Good years! Perky Boob Years!! Those are years I’m never getting back!

Hubby: I DID NOT CHEAT ON YOU!

Me: I saw you with her, in Nepal, on the yak!

Hubby: … Babe… We’ve talked about this, you can’t get mad at me for things I do in your dreams.

Me: Well I don’t see why you can’t be faithful in my dreams!

Hubby: I’m going back to bed, you wake me up with a pillow assault again and I’ll make you eat it.  Good Night!… and I love you.

Me: Sure YOU do, but I’ve got my eye on dream hubby.

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4 Responses to IT STILL COUNTS, YOU CHEATING BASTARD!!

  1. brainrants says:

    Hilarious. This has happened to me.

  2. Shonnie says:

    YOU NUT!! haha ….. but I totally get how upset you can be from a cheating hubby dream. Sounds like your hubby is keeper … just like mine. 😀

    Only I can’t say I gave him the perky boob years, I didn’t, cuz I had already had two children when we met and married, so I gave him the more perky-boob-before-the-other-two-children-wiped-me-to-tribal-boob years. 😦

    😉

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