Me: Babe when was the last time you cleaned the litter box?
Hubby: Is this a trick question?
Hubby: Ok! I’m on it, calm yourself.
Me: No, I’ve been cleaning it regularly.
Hubby: So that WAS a trick question.
Me: Focus, I’ve been cleaning it regularly and there hasn’t been any poo in it in like 4 days.
Hubby:… oh shit.
Me: Ya, CIA Cat is plugged up again.
Hubby: No! No way! We’ve been feeding her that GoLightly stuff. That was supposed to keep the Megacolon issue under control!
Me: I know, but apparently it didn’t! What should we do?
Hubby: I’ll tell you one thing we’re NOT doing. We ARE NOT taking her to the vet for a $900 hand job.
Hubby: I’m serious!
Hubby: No, I mean it $900 to stick his finger up her ass is…
Me: She’s in the litter box. Can you see if she’s peeing or pooing?
Hubby: No, I’ll go check.
Me: No, stay here if you disturb her she might stop.
Hubby: I don’t hear peeing… hold on I think I see something… SHE’S POOING!
Hubby: Yep and wow that’s a long one, she’s got a whole swirly ice cream cone thing happening.
Me: Ok gross, but YAY! SHE POOD SHE POOD SHE POOD SHE POOD!!
Hubby: Really, you have a poo dance?
Me: This means we don’t have to pay the vet $900.
Hubby: SHE POOD SHE POOD SHE POOD SHE POOD!
Thanks for making me smile girly. I have had a rotten week and I needed that goofy smile. 🙂
Boo to rotten weeks… YAY TO ME!! 😀
HAHAHA! A $900 hand job — I just died.
You just died!?! Try being the one that has to pay for it ;-P
Hahahahhaha… hooray for poo!!!
It’s sad how happy I was to see it but hey this is my life.
Very funny! Tee he he he…..
ooohhhhh a Tee he he he. I’ve never had one of those before! Tif Tee Hoo ‘d me once but Tee he he he is totally different 😀