No Poo… Oh Shit!

Me: Babe when was the last time you cleaned the litter box?

Hubby: Is this a trick question?

Me: SHIT!

Hubby: Ok! I’m on it, calm yourself.

Me: No, I’ve been cleaning it regularly.

Hubby: So that WAS a trick question.

Me: Focus, I’ve been cleaning it regularly and there hasn’t been any poo in it in like 4 days.

Hubby:… oh shit.

Me: Ya, CIA Cat is plugged up again.

Hubby: No! No way! We’ve been feeding her that GoLightly stuff. That was supposed to keep the Megacolon issue under control!

Me: I know, but apparently it didn’t! What should we do?

Hubby: I’ll tell you one thing we’re NOT doing.  We ARE NOT taking her to the vet for a $900 hand job.

Me: BABE!

Hubby: I’m serious!

Me: sssshhhhhhhhhhhh

Hubby: No, I mean it $900 to stick his finger up her ass is…

Me: SSSSHHHHHHHHHH!

Hubby: What?

Me: She’s in the litter box.  Can you see if she’s peeing or pooing?

Hubby: No, I’ll go check.

Me: No, stay here if you disturb her she might stop.

Hubby: I don’t hear peeing… hold on I think I see something… SHE’S POOING!

Me: REALLY!?

Hubby: Yep and wow that’s a long one, she’s got a whole swirly ice cream cone thing happening.

Me: Ok gross, but YAY! SHE POOD SHE POOD SHE POOD SHE POOD!!

Hubby: Really, you have a poo dance?

Me: This means we don’t have to pay the vet $900.

Hubby: SHE POOD SHE POOD SHE POOD SHE POOD!

Not in our family!

About But That's For Another Blog

Wifey, Blogger, Cat Slave, New Puppy Mommy, Huge Nerd, and One Hellofafriend! (Seriously, I have references). SHINY!!
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8 Responses to No Poo… Oh Shit!

  1. Shonnie says:

    Thanks for making me smile girly. I have had a rotten week and I needed that goofy smile. 🙂

  2. Nick says:

    HAHAHA! A $900 hand job — I just died.

  3. Kim says:

    Hahahahhaha… hooray for poo!!!

  4. Very funny! Tee he he he…..

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