No Poo… Oh Shit!

Me: Babe when was the last time you cleaned the litter box?

Hubby: Is this a trick question?

Me: SHIT!

Hubby: Ok! I’m on it, calm yourself.

Me: No, I’ve been cleaning it regularly.

Hubby: So that WAS a trick question.

Me: Focus, I’ve been cleaning it regularly and there hasn’t been any poo in it in like 4 days.

Hubby:… oh shit.

Me: Ya, CIA Cat is plugged up again.

Hubby: No! No way! We’ve been feeding her that GoLightly stuff. That was supposed to keep the Megacolon issue under control!

Me: I know, but apparently it didn’t! What should we do?

Hubby: I’ll tell you one thing we’re NOT doing.  We ARE NOT taking her to the vet for a $900 hand job.

Me: BABE!

Hubby: I’m serious!

Me: sssshhhhhhhhhhhh

Hubby: No, I mean it $900 to stick his finger up her ass is…

Me: SSSSHHHHHHHHHH!

Hubby: What?

Me: She’s in the litter box.  Can you see if she’s peeing or pooing?

Hubby: No, I’ll go check.

Me: No, stay here if you disturb her she might stop.

Hubby: I don’t hear peeing… hold on I think I see something… SHE’S POOING!

Me: REALLY!?

Hubby: Yep and wow that’s a long one, she’s got a whole swirly ice cream cone thing happening.

Me: Ok gross, but YAY! SHE POOD SHE POOD SHE POOD SHE POOD!!

Hubby: Really, you have a poo dance?

Me: This means we don’t have to pay the vet $900.

Hubby: SHE POOD SHE POOD SHE POOD SHE POOD!

Not in our family!

About But That's For Another Blog

Wifey, Blogger,Dog Mom, Huge Nerd, and One Hellofafriend! (Seriously, I have references). SHINY!!
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8 Responses to No Poo… Oh Shit!

  1. Shonnie says:

    Thanks for making me smile girly. I have had a rotten week and I needed that goofy smile. 🙂

  2. Nick says:

    HAHAHA! A $900 hand job — I just died.

  3. Kim says:

    Hahahahhaha… hooray for poo!!!

  4. Very funny! Tee he he he…..

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