Yesterday Hubby and I were driving to get some delicious FroYo.
Me: But babe I LOVE gummy bears, it’s really mean that you wont let me get gummy bears on my FroYo.
Hubby: Those gummy bears are stale!
Me: SO!?! That’s the way I like them, it’s not a good gummy unless you’re still sucking it out of your teeth an hour afer eating it.
Hubby: Ok gross AND they charge by the weight and stale bears are heavier than fresh soft bears. It’s a FroYo conspiracy!!
Me: Oh you and your conspiracies, everything is not attached to some conspiracy!
We then passed this billboard and our marriage almost ended.
Me: Finally some truth in advertising!
Hubby: That’s not the truth.
Me: You should choose your next words very carefully.
Hubby: Because our A/Cs not broken… Sexy.
Me: Nice, and I now get unlimited toppings on my FroYo.
Hubby: Damn billboard conspiracy.