Marriage means NOT saying the first thing that comes to mind

Yesterday Hubby and I were driving to get some delicious FroYo.

Me: But babe I LOVE gummy bears, it’s really mean that you wont let me get gummy bears on my FroYo.

Hubby: Those gummy bears are stale!

Me: SO!?! That’s the way I like them, it’s not a good gummy unless you’re still sucking it out of your teeth an hour afer eating it.

 Hubby: Ok gross AND they charge by the weight and stale bears are heavier than fresh soft bears.  It’s a FroYo conspiracy!!

Me: Oh you and your conspiracies, everything is not attached to some conspiracy!

We then passed this billboard and our marriage almost ended.

Me: Finally some truth in advertising!

Hubby: That’s not the truth.

Me: …

Hubby: …

Me: You should choose your next words very carefully.

Hubby: Because our A/Cs not broken… Sexy.

Me: Nice, and I now get unlimited toppings on my FroYo.

Hubby: Damn billboard conspiracy.

Nothing says I'm sorry like strawberries, blueberries, and gummy bears!

About But That's For Another Blog

Wifey, Blogger, Cat Slave, New Puppy Mommy, Huge Nerd, and One Hellofafriend! (Seriously, I have references). SHINY!!
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4 Responses to Marriage means NOT saying the first thing that comes to mind

  1. Bushlings says:

    LOL! I saw this this week and was waiting for a blog on it. VERY VERY FUNNY!

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