Tif: I need coffee before I get homicidal all over this place.
Me: … wow that’s intense, hold on where’s my purse?
Tif: Next to your foot.
Me: … oh ya… where’s my debit card?
Tif: MONA!! You do this every time! Seriously, if I don’t get coffee in the next 10 minutes you’re my first victim.
Me: Found it! ha ha ha… Oops I almost did it again…
Tif: Don’t you dare.
Me: I played with your mind… Oh Baby Baby!
Tif: I’m not kidding about killing you.
Me: Ya, you had thought I lost my card… keeping you from your coffee… OH BABY BABY!
Tif: Mona, Britney is dead you should let her songs rest too.
Me: Britney’s not dead.
Tif: She’s not?