My blog is 6 months old… I feel like it’s been longer. This thought started up a conversation with me and myself.
Me: What are other things we could have been doing in those 6 months?
Myself: Well per Lifehacker.com “Real Body-Changing Fitness Takes At Least Six Months”.
Me: Well crap, I could be fit right now… HA HA HA. No, really let’s be serious.
Myself: We could be six months pregnant.
Me: … I SAID SERIOUS!
Myself: Ok. The time frame from when you’re exposed to HIV to the time you test positive for HIV antibodies can be up to 6 months.
Me: DUDE… too serious.
Myself: Make up your mind. You can us a B-1 Visa to visit a country for 6 months.
Me: Sweet! I could have been traveling the world!
Myself: Ya, but since you’re only comfortable going to places that speak English your options would have been limited.
Me: blah blah blah, what else?
Myself: Some states require a divorce waiting period of 6 months.
Me: … what are you trying to say Myself?
Myself: It takes 6 months to produce an episode of The Simpsons.
Me: Stop trying to change the subject… really 6 months for 1 episode?
And after that we had a long discussion over which was the best Simpsons episode ever, and that of course caused a fight and now we’re not talking to each other.
But anywho… HAPPY 6 MONTHS EVERYONE!!!