Are You Fing Kidding Me?!?

As you can tell from my blog header and some of the random pictures I’ve posted, I’m a blonde.  Have been for a couple of years now.  But last month I decided I needed a change.  I needed to shake things up a bit and go a little CRAZY!!!

So I dyed my hair red.  No I’m sorry, not just red…. RED!

I came to work today, totally prepared for people to be like:

“HOLY SHIT MONA, YOUR HAIR IS SO RED!”

“O.M.G…. Seriously O.M.G… I just wet myself!!”

“Your hair looks AMAZINGBALLS!!!”

“SHUT UP, You didn’t tell me you were going full on AWESOME!”

Okay, granted maybe all the comments wouldn’t be that extreme, but you get the idea of what I was expecting.

I sat down at my desk believing I would get no work done as EVERYONE in the office would surround me to discuss the pure awesomeness that is me and my RED hair. 

“Do you think your new color will end all wars and finally bring peace to the world?”

“Is it true Picasso is coming back from the dead, because he must paint you?”

“I heard your amazing RED hair has given you super powers and you actually flew to work this morning.”

… Okay again I may have gone a little “extreme” in the discussion comments, but I’m a RED head now. We’re totally EXTREME.

So… I’ve been at work for 1 hour and 15 minutes… 3 people have come by my desk… NO ONE HAS SAID A FREAKING THING!!!

Seriously people… SERISOUSLY!?!?

Do I mean that little?

Is a complete and total awesome change in my appearance mean NOTHING to these people?!?

No…

No, I get it…

It’s too much for them…

The pure awesomeness of my RED hair is too much for their feeble accountant brains to handle…

I have literally blown their minds!

… MY RED HAIR ROCKS!

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13 Responses to Are You Fing Kidding Me?!?

  1. Amanda says:

    Your RED hair is so full of the awesome that everyone is contemplating how unworthy they are to be in your presence. 😉

  2. OH that’s good, I like that! 😛

  3. It’s funny you should bring up your ‘new’ Red hair. I was just telling the Old Man that I was thinking about coloring my hair a ginger red color for Halloween to sort of ‘perk up’ my witch costume I’m wearing and give me a Nicole-Kidman-in-“Practical Magic” look (ya know, cause I reeeeally look like her or something). Umm..he vetoed this idea quick. Then I wasn’t so brave anymore.
    Good for you vamping it up! And yeah…what you said…they couldn’t handle your awesomeness! Ha..ha..

  4. hrockwel says:

    Mona, maybe they thought it was your evil twin and they were scared to say anything. Think Spock when they put a goatee on him. Your fellow office mates thought “if I say something, she’ll know I’m onto her and fry me with her laser eyes; on the other hand, I just can’t look away! Must . . . look . .. away . . .”

  5. It’s very easy to blow some peoples’ minds. You’ve just illustrated that. And I’m sure your red hair looks great. 🙂

  6. I envy your red-headedness. I’m so counting down the days until my 18th birthday so I can finally have some golde- er I mean ginger locks.

  7. SilentMyth says:

    W.O.W. Red. Do we get to see those? =D
    And the Red hair probably made you look so cool, people couldn’t get over it to actually tell you that you looked awesome 😉

  8. Lafemmeroar says:

    Too awesome for them to understand. Can’t wait to see the pic 🙂

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