As you can tell from my blog header and some of the random pictures I’ve posted, I’m a blonde. Have been for a couple of years now. But last month I decided I needed a change. I needed to shake things up a bit and go a little CRAZY!!!
So I dyed my hair red. No I’m sorry, not just red…. RED!
I came to work today, totally prepared for people to be like:
“HOLY SHIT MONA, YOUR HAIR IS SO RED!”
“O.M.G…. Seriously O.M.G… I just wet myself!!”
“Your hair looks AMAZINGBALLS!!!”
“SHUT UP, You didn’t tell me you were going full on AWESOME!”
Okay, granted maybe all the comments wouldn’t be that extreme, but you get the idea of what I was expecting.
I sat down at my desk believing I would get no work done as EVERYONE in the office would surround me to discuss the pure awesomeness that is me and my RED hair.
“Do you think your new color will end all wars and finally bring peace to the world?”
“Is it true Picasso is coming back from the dead, because he must paint you?”
“I heard your amazing RED hair has given you super powers and you actually flew to work this morning.”
… Okay again I may have gone a little “extreme” in the discussion comments, but I’m a RED head now. We’re totally EXTREME.
So… I’ve been at work for 1 hour and 15 minutes… 3 people have come by my desk… NO ONE HAS SAID A FREAKING THING!!!
Seriously people… SERISOUSLY!?!?
Do I mean that little?
Is a complete and total awesome change in my appearance mean NOTHING to these people?!?
No, I get it…
It’s too much for them…
The pure awesomeness of my RED hair is too much for their feeble accountant brains to handle…
I have literally blown their minds!