Mona posted on her Facebook page
”I believe in Santa Claus because of basic algebra.
“Do you believe in Santa Claus?” “No, it’s just parents.” “Do you believe in parents?” “Of course.” Let’s take that to the next logical conclusion…
If “Santa = parents” and “parents = real” then by logical extension “Santa = real.” That’s how math works, bitches.”
Stolen from the bloggess cause, I believe in Santa Bitches!!!
Hillary So basically you want a fat man who drinks enought to have a rosy nose, break into your apartment in the middle of the night? Sure, he leaves gifts but he takes away a sense of security! Plus CIA Cat would probably scratch his beard right off.
Mona aaahhh Hillary… don’t be an asshole ;-P
Hillary I KNEW we had a shotgun for a reason. Try to break in now, Santa! ;P
Mona ZOMBIES!! The shotgun is for ZOMBIES!! NOT Santa… who is technically parents… which means you’re really threatening to shoot yourself… why Hillary why?
Ashley What about Zombie Santa?!
Mona Ashley if he was a zombie he would leave body parts behind, not presents. Get your head in the game!
Ashley he leaves stuffed bears … enough said
Mona … I’m sorry how did that, in any way, help your argument?
Ashley it helped… somehow…
Mona Well I can’t fight that logic