I know it’s been forever and a half since I’ve last posted but I swear it’s because I’ve been swamped/sick, not dead. I’m alive, don’t eat me!… I don’t know why you would, but just to cover my bases.
Anywho, I promise I will take some time this week to write about all the craziness that has happened this holiday season. And trust me THERE WAS CRAZINESS!!
Sneak Peaks:
Tif and I went to the ballet where she sat next to a man who played every instrument… while we were watching the ballet… that’s right people… AIR ORCHESTRA!!!
The Bitches had our annual holiday dinner and almost got in a rumble with a tranny who shooshed us.
I caught the mother of all colds and received absolutely NO support from Hubby, as he had just seen ‘Contagion’ and my insesive coughing was “freaking him out”.
During my bought with the plague my 35th birthday decided to arrive with Hubby planning a HUGE birthday celebration at a karaoke bar… really do I need to say more… OFCOURSE I DO!!
I performed some Fairy Godmother shit on Kim’s ass, well not her ass… never mind just wait for the story.
AND the 80’s New Year party we went to was almost RUINED by the 12-year-old DJ who couldn’t tell the difference between the 80’s, 90’s, and early 2000’s.
So stay tuned people, the stories are coming… with photos!
But That's For Another Blog 
An 80’s New Years Party?!?!?! Sounds Amazing. And I hope it was full of neon colors and wildly crimped hair.
Glad to know you’re still among the living (though barely by the sounds of it–I, too, have the mother of all colds so I know what you went through). Looking forward to hearing about your adventures…
Omg. I’m so excited about air orchestra. I hope he didn’t hit anyone the face while classical-ing out, even though that might be kind of funny.
Can’t wait! Hope you’re feeling better!
Now an 80s party would be fun … the ratted hair, some goth, asymmetrical haircuts like Cyndi Lauper, maybe a little Madonna, Depeche Mode …
Let me add no 12 year olds allowed … to DJ or otherwise …