I’m running away

After much consideration, I’ve decided I’ve had enough of this whole “working” thing and I’m running away.

I will, of course, be taking Hubby with me, but we’re gonna have to find a sitter for CIA Cat (she’s on the no fly list).

In preparation for our trip I’m currently applying for 5 different credit cards, which should keep us going for a year.

Credit Card #1 will be used to purchase our round trip first class tickets to Europe, I’ve done the flying overseas in coach thing … it’s not for me.

Credit Card #2 will be used to purchase a year euro-rail pass for two and our new wrinkle free traveling clothes! They make those right? No time to iron when you’re living out of your Louis Vuitton suitcase… which, by the way, helped max out card #2.

Credit Card #3 will be used to pay for all the amazing, wonderful, yummy food we’ll be eating at restaurants, carts, cafes, and pubs while roaming around the world. hhmmmm hopefully credit card #1 will have some extra funds to use for this too, Hubby and I can really pack it in.

Credit Card #4 will be used to rent all the fantastic little abodes we’ll be staying in during our travels. Thatch hut in Thailand, artist studio in France, flat in London, château in the Alps, an apartment with a little balcony in Italy overlooking the piazzas, FANTISIMO! (I don’t think that’s a word, but I felt like I had to use it after saying piazzas).

And finally Credit Card #5 will be used for purchasing plane tickets for our friends and family who want to come visit us during our world traveling adventures… and possibly bail us out of jail.  Think about it, it’s not that far-fetched of a possibility.

As you can see I’ve totally thought this out.

Goodbye, Adios, Aloha, Ciao, zai jian, Slan, Hyvästi!!

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8 Responses to I’m running away

  1. connieann says:

    This is such a fantastic idea!! I was thinking about my travel bucket list today, actually. Renting an apartment overlooking a piazza in Italy sounds amazing. Reading your post really brightened my day here at work!

  2. Susan says:

    my passport is current. i want the big guest room

  3. Wow, you’ve got 5 credit cards with that kind of balance left on them. I’m impressed!

  4. emma says:

    This is great! It seems like the only thing you might have forgotten is who is going to pay off the credit cards. Maybe after they are maxed out you could escape to some country without an extradition treaty!

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