So, like always, I was bugging convincing Hubby that we need to get a puppy.
Me: I would totally take care of it. You wouldn’t have to do anything!
Hubby: Don’t believe you.
Me: Think of all the joy it would bring into our lives!
Hubby: Think of all the peeing, pooping and drooling it would bring into our lives.
Me: We could take it everywhere we go. We could take it to the park, out for walks, and camping!
Hubby: We dont camp.
Me: We would! Cause we want it to get fresh air and excercise!
Hubby: Why don’t we just have a baby?
Me: Crazy man says what?
Hubby: I’m serious. All those reasons you just listed for a puppy work for a baby too.
Me… um… okay… do you want a baby?
Hubby: Well ya, and you’re not getting any younger.
Me: You may want to stop talking as you’ve just stepped on a bitch slap mine and it may go off with your next word.
Hubby: Shut up you know what I mean, can’t woman not have babies after a certain age?
Me: um ya but I think I’ve still got some time… But ya… ya… I think it is time. Okay I’ll make an appointment with my doctor to get my birth control stopped and then… ya… IT’S BABY MAKING TIME!
Hubby:… wow… okay… so… well there’s really no rush, I mean… um…I don’t want to pressure you.
Me: No, no you’re not! This is a great idea!! Do you think you can get me pregnant before Christmas!? I totally want to send our holiday cards with a sonograms of the baby wearing a Santa Hat saying “Happy Holidays and Hell Just Froze Over!”
Hubby: You’re totally screwing with me aren’t you.
Me: No, I’m just calling your bluff.
Hubby:… tell me more about the puppy.
I WIN!!!!
Just…. evil….
Brilliant. That is just the best verbal strategy I’ve heard in a while!
Wild wacky read! thanks
Genius! … and hysterical. LOL
SO funny!!! Way to go. Aren’t we supposed to make the men think stuff is their idea anyway? LMAO
LOL. You sure know how to crack people up.
Am a new reader, stumbled on to your blog but enjoying rambling : )