So, like always, I was
bugging convincing Hubby that we need to get a puppy.
Me: I would totally take care of it. You wouldn’t have to do anything!
Hubby: Don’t believe you.
Me: Think of all the joy it would bring into our lives!
Hubby: Think of all the peeing, pooping and drooling it would bring into our lives.
Me: We could take it everywhere we go. We could take it to the park, out for walks, and camping!
Hubby: We dont camp.
Me: We would! Cause we want it to get fresh air and excercise!
Hubby: Why don’t we just have a baby?
Me: Crazy man says what?
Hubby: I’m serious. All those reasons you just listed for a puppy work for a baby too.
Me… um… okay… do you want a baby?
Hubby: Well ya, and you’re not getting any younger.
Me: You may want to stop talking as you’ve just stepped on a bitch slap mine and it may go off with your next word.
Hubby: Shut up you know what I mean, can’t woman not have babies after a certain age?
Me: um ya but I think I’ve still got some time… But ya… ya… I think it is time. Okay I’ll make an appointment with my doctor to get my birth control stopped and then… ya… IT’S BABY MAKING TIME!
Hubby:… wow… okay… so… well there’s really no rush, I mean… um…I don’t want to pressure you.
Me: No, no you’re not! This is a great idea!! Do you think you can get me pregnant before Christmas!? I totally want to send our holiday cards with a sonograms of the baby wearing a Santa Hat saying “Happy Holidays and Hell Just Froze Over!”
Hubby: You’re totally screwing with me aren’t you.
Me: No, I’m just calling your bluff.
Hubby:… tell me more about the puppy.