How dry I am

So I don’t know if you’ve noticed from some of my posts but I like wine… and gin… and vodka… and, well you get the jist.  Anywho I made the mistake of coming home from one of the Bitches Be Happy Hours too happy and didn’t see the trap Hubby had waiting for me.

Me: HI!

Hubby: hello

Me: YOU’RE PRETTY!

Hubby:… thanks

Me: YOU’RE WELCOME!

Hubby: So how was the happy hour?

Me: YOU’RE PRETTY!

Hubby: ya, didn’t you also go to a wine tasting on Wednesday?

Me: YES! IT WAS DE… DELIGH… DELIGHT… IT WAS FUN.

Hubby: and now a happy hour today.

Me: YEP!  HEY! YOU’RE PRETTY!

Hubby: ya that seems to be the popular opinion.  Babe don’t you think that’s a lot of drinking for one week.

Me: PPPHHHIISSSHHHHH! I COULD DO MORE!

Hubby: Oh I’m sure you could, how about you do less?

(trap laid)

Me: OKAY!

(trap snared)

Hubby: okay, starting at this moment you don’t drink any alcohol for a month.

Me: OKAY!     whoa what?

Hubby: You’re pretty.

Me: Shit.

So there you go everyone, I’ve stopped drinking for a month. It’s not hard… it’s just… it’s just… it’s just SO BORING!!! 

Me in 3 weeks

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Wifey, Blogger, Cat Slave, New Puppy Mommy, Huge Nerd, and One Hellofafriend! (Seriously, I have references). SHINY!!
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5 Responses to How dry I am

  1. hrockwel says:

    Way to go, Mo! You can do it! 🙂 Take it from someone who had to abstain for more than 9 months at one point. 🙂

  2. A lot of the mommy blogs I read make cavalier jokes about their wine consumption. I will not preach, but I stopped being a daily drunk one year ago. WIne, gin, and vodka is not a joke. When drinking goes beyond an occasional bender or a social glass or two it is good to step back and think about the “Mommy medicine”

    A month off is probably a good idea.

    Cranky Old Man

    • Don’t worry Cranky Old Man, I’m not a mommy!

      And even if I was I’d never call alcohol “mommy medicine”. I mean if I was a kid I’d totally want a hit of mommy medicine, just to see what all the buzz was about.

      No, I’d call it something more terrifying, something more like… “Poison Potion of Pain” or “Elixer of Long Nose Hair Then Death “or “Dog Vomit Detox”. If a kid is dumb enough to drink something called that, then a bit of alcohol really wont cause much more damage.

      p.s. Congrats on reaching your 1 year mark!

  3. Shonnie says:

    You are such a NUT!

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