While walking home from work today I tripped on a curb, while talking to my mother on the phone.
Mom: What happened?!
Me: I just tripped on the curb.
Mom: So you lied.
Mom: When you answered my call, you said you could talk while you walked… you lied.
Me: Dude… Mom, you just totally burned me.
Mom: I did? How?
Me: aannnddd you just did it again.
Mom: I did? Wow, it’s really easy to burn you!
Me:… I’m hanging up now.
Mom: Okay, bye sweetie!
Me: bye Mom.