While walking home from work today I tripped on a curb, while talking to my mother on the phone.

Me: WAAHH!

Mom: What happened?!

Me: I just tripped on the curb.

Mom: So you lied.

Me: What?

Mom: When you answered my call, you said you could talk while you walked… you lied.

Me: Dude… Mom, you just totally burned me.

Mom: I did? How?

Me: aannnddd you just did it again.

Mom: I did? Wow, it’s really easy to burn you!

Me:… I’m hanging up now.

Mom: Okay, bye sweetie!

Me: bye Mom.