I love my dear friend Ashley, but her taste in pets is f’d up and beginning to hurt our friendship. This was proved a few minutes ago when a little IM war broke out between her, me and Tif.
Me: DUDE! It’s a rat… it’s a rat only a mother could love… Good Lord, you’re not it’s mother are you!?!?
Ashley: She is cute!! Now you can’t be her aunt!
Me:… ooohhh nnnoooooo… please.. I really want to… nope. Sorry. Can’t pull it off.
Ashley: I hate you.
Me: Hey Tif! Check out what Ashley wants for a pet.
Tif: Wow. I mean. It’s kinda cute. In a really ugly sort of way.
Ashley: You are both uninvited to the bat-mitzvah!
Me: Careful, I’m pretty sure holy water will burn it.
Tif: Yeah I’m not up on the jewish people… But pretty sure you don’t hurl holy water at 13 year olds.
Me: Thanks for blowing my joke Tif. I WAS TRYING TO BE FUNNY! I’m not IMing anymore L
Ashley: Yes sweetie you’re sooo funny… Tiff go hug Mona, she’s having a moment.
Tif: I was just over there and she says she hates us both and doesn’t want my “traitor hug”.
Ashley: Oh she can’t hate me, it’s in our friendship agreement.
Tif: She says that’s on page 5 and she never initialed page 5.
Ashley: huh, that must be the same page as, “Friend is NOT allowed to make fun of future or current pets”.
Tif: oh now she’s blogging this, pretty sure we’ve been forgiven.