I love my dear friend Ashley, but her taste in pets is f’d up and beginning to hurt our friendship. This was proved a few minutes ago when a little IM war broke out between her, me and Tif.
It all started when Ashley sent this picture with no text.
Me: DUDE! It’s a rat… it’s a rat only a mother could love… Good Lord, you’re not it’s mother are you!?!?
Ashley: She is cute!! Now you can’t be her aunt!
Me:… ooohhh nnnoooooo… please.. I really want to… nope. Sorry. Can’t pull it off.
Ashley: I hate you.
Me: Hey Tif! Check out what Ashley wants for a pet.
Tif: Wow. I mean. It’s kinda cute. In a really ugly sort of way.
Me: HAHAHAHAHA
Ashley: You are both uninvited to the bat-mitzvah!
Me: Careful, I’m pretty sure holy water will burn it.
Tif: Yeah I’m not up on the jewish people… But pretty sure you don’t hurl holy water at 13 year olds.
Me: Thanks for blowing my joke Tif. I WAS TRYING TO BE FUNNY! I’m not IMing anymore L
Ashley: Yes sweetie you’re sooo funny… Tiff go hug Mona, she’s having a moment.
Tif: I was just over there and she says she hates us both and doesn’t want my “traitor hug”.
Ashley: Oh she can’t hate me, it’s in our friendship agreement.
Tif: She says that’s on page 5 and she never initialed page 5.
Ashley: huh, that must be the same page as, “Friend is NOT allowed to make fun of future or current pets”.
Tif: oh now she’s blogging this, pretty sure we’ve been forgiven.
Ashley: Yay!
But That's For Another Blog 
Aww she’s cute!!! I would take her and love her in a second!
… dude…
Yup. I would. Imagine her brown with HUGE ears that stick straight up. That’s what mine looks like.
Haha!! See!!!! The people are on my side!
Congratulations, you’re rat dog cult is forming nicely 😛
That’s a pet that should be made fun of. Rats are cuter.
THANK YOU!!!!
I’m not super in love with that dog either… it’s on the uglier side of cute…
Word.