First off let me just say, I did not expect it to be THAT cold oustide!  Okay, granted, this is not a good enough reason for molesting myself in front of my new neighbor but… crap, let me start from the beginning.

So there are basically 2 factors that caused the “incident”.

1. It was really cold out… this is a REALLY important part and 2. The fabric of my slacks was EXTREMELY thin.

So when I stepped outside my building; 1 plus 2 equaled me thinking I had forgot to put pants on and grabbing my “self” to make sure I was actually wearing something… I don’t know why I grabbed “there”, maybe cause I thought I was standing outside my building with NO PANTS ON! And if that’s the case then “THAT” is the one thing you would want to cover, Fast! 

Well my self examination proved I was indeed wearing pants, which caused me to do this half laugh, half ecstatic sigh, that if heard by someone who didn’t know what was going on, could possibly describe it as… orgasmic, oh ya you’re beginning to see where this is going.

So I turned to start my walk to work and stopped to see my new neighbor standing there, staring at me, definitely looking like someone who didn’t know what was going on, but could possibly describe it as… .

I did the only thing I could think of  “Hi!, nippy out isn’t it!?! Hahahaha okay then, have a good day!”

I’m pretty sure she’ll be moving out soon. “Caught my neighbor pleasuring herself in front of the building” is definitly a lease breaker.