So Hubby stopped talking to me because, “ You’ve used your Jedi mind tricks on me for the last time”… WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME!?!?!

Seriously I had no idea I was dipping into the force, I tried to get him to enlighten me on when I supposedly Jedi’d him but he wouldn’t tell me, all he said was “you know”…. NO I DON’T, THAT’S WHY I’M ASKING!!

In retaliation for, what I feel was, an undeserved silent treatment I followed him around the house asking, “Am I Jediing you now? How about now? Or now? Are these the droids you’re looking for? Did I just do it? Okay how about now?” Finally he graciously agreed to tell me, actually it was more like “GGAARRHHH, fine I’ll tell you! After I finish… so… GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM!!!

So Hubby says that when I want something or, more particularly, when I want Hubby to get me something, I don’t ask, instead I “use the force” and trick him to get it for me.

Example #1
Me: I could totally go for some Cheez-Its, too bad we don’t have any.
Hubby: Ya we do, in the top kitchen cupboard.
Me: um no, pretty sure we don’t.
Then Hubby gets up, gets the crackers, and I supposedly fain surprise while eating all the crackers.

Example #2
Me: (in bed with my phone) Oh crap, I forgot to plug in my phone to charge.
Hubby: Use the cord that’s in here.
Me: No, it’s too short to reach the bed.
Hubby: no, it’s long enough.
Me: I don’t think so.
Then Hubby gets up, plugs the cord into my phone, and I supposedly fain surprise while continuing to play with my phone.

Hubby: SEE!?! You totally Jedi mind tricked me!

Me: Whatever, it sounds more like you’re a mister know it all, always having to prove me wrong!

Hubby: SERIOUSLY!?! You’re turning this on me!?!

Me: …

Hubby: What are you doing?

Me: …

Hubby: THE SILENT TREATMENT!?! You can’t give me the silent treatment!! I gave you the silent treatment FIRST!!!

Me: …

Hubby: FINE, IT’S ON! …

Me: …

Hubby: …

Me: …

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