So I’m usually pretty darn chipper in the morning, I know SHOCKING, but most of the times I can roll out of bed with a spring in my step and a sparkle in my eye.
This morning started out that way until… while jumping out of bed I landed on one of my high heels laying on the floor, this caused me to swear like a sailor and jump backwards… stepping on CIA Cat, who retaliated by scratching the crap out of the offending foot and then jumping up onto the bed and running across Hubby’s face… which then caused Hubby to yell at ME for waking him up… ya not a good morning.
After a cold shower (thank you crappy water heater) and stabbing myself in the eye with my toothbrush (don’t ask), I finally started my walk to work. By now I believed that this morning was probably a sign of the rest of my day and perhaps I should just go home now to avoid any more disasters or step in front of a moving bus, which ever was easier.
I was contemplating my options while standing on the sidewalk waiting for the light to change. A girl walked up and stood next to me, we did the usual head nods at each other and she turned to watch the light, while I silently coveted her coffee.
Suddenly we hear the hard revving of an engine. We look over and see a yellow BMW spinning its tires and then gunning it as the light changes. The complete dorkmyster that is the driver looks over at us as he races by.
I have a finger L to my forehead and the girl is laughing so hard she snorts her coffee. The look on his face shows these were not the reactions the dorkmyster was going for; I however felt immensely better and happily walked on to work.
Thanks Loser Dorkmyster Dude and Coffee Snorting Girl for helping salvage my craptastic morning.
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I really enjoyed reading this post. I hope it inspires you to surround yourself with amazing people–you are worth it.
Hilarious post ( uh, sorry, I the toothbrush in the eye is not funny… and the cat scratches…) But how great the morning gods decided to have pity you and provide a cheery moment. Enjoyed the read.
I have noticed a considerable decline in its use after leaving middle school, when everyone started favoring the middle finger instead. Personally, I find the loser gesture to be far more effective!
TRACY’S AMAZING COOKING BLOG! (This girl makes everything from scratch and she’s too sweet for you to hate how much she makes you feel like a cooking loser)
But That's For Another Blog 
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I really enjoyed reading this post. I hope it inspires you to surround yourself with amazing people–you are worth it.
OMG. What a morning!
This made me all sorts of giggle!
All sorts of giggles is the BEST! 😀
Love it. However if this was me, I would have yelled out conspiracy and crawled into bed after having my foot stabbed by my very own shoe
Yay! Redemption!
LOL. Thank you for my early morning chuckles. hee hee hee hee hee 😀
Hilarious post ( uh, sorry, I the toothbrush in the eye is not funny… and the cat scratches…) But how great the morning gods decided to have pity you and provide a cheery moment. Enjoyed the read.
Oh good! Is the L on the forehead making a comeback? I’ve really missed it.
WHAT!?! Did it ever go away!?!??
I have noticed a considerable decline in its use after leaving middle school, when everyone started favoring the middle finger instead. Personally, I find the loser gesture to be far more effective!