COCKROACH!!!

Below is the actual IM conversation that just went down between me and my co-worker Tif!!

Can’t make this shit up people!!… well you can, but I didn’t!!!

Tif: Just heard you yell, did you fall over in your chair again?

Me: COCKROACH!!!!

Tif: WHAT!?!?

Me: HUGE! UNDER CUP! MAINTENANCE HAS BEEN CALLED! CAN’T STOP TYPING IN CAP LOCK!!

Tif: Keep me updated!

Tif: Why are you screaming?! Screaming not good… NOT GOOD!!

Tif: … I’d come help but I’m standing on my desk, what the HELL is going on over there?!?

Me: IT ESCAPED!! MADE A RUN FOR IT!! WE DON’T KNOW WHERE IT IS!!!

Tif: OMG… HOW DID IT ESCAPE!?!

Me: GUY THOUGHT I WAS EXAGGERATING SIZE, LIFTED CUP WITH NO BACKUP!!

Tif: DUDE

Me: IT TOOK OFF! LAST SEEN HEADING IN YOUR DIRECTION!!!

Tif:…
W
T
F

Me: SAVE YOURSELF!!!

As of now it’s been one hour since last sighting… Tif and I are still on our desks!

This is the only picture I was able to get before all hell broke loose.

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Wifey, Blogger, Cat Slave, New Puppy Mommy, Huge Nerd, and One Hellofafriend! (Seriously, I have references). SHINY!!
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14 Responses to COCKROACH!!!

  1. Tiffany says:

    I refuse to leave my desk until the beast is found!!

  2. Andrew says:

    I hate cockroaches with all of my heart. They strike the perfect balance of being giant and gross.

  3. Oh my gosh… that is terrifying! One time I was typing at work and a termite fell on my desk from the ceiling. I thought I was going to die!

  4. The Incog-Negro says:

    Sheesh… if you can cover it with a cup, you can kill it with a shoe! I’m just sayin’…

  5. Susan says:

    It’s the ones you DON’T see that you should be worried about!

  6. Christine. says:

    I feel your pain…I hate the creepy little creatures. Don’t step on it when you get off your desk…the sound and mess…yuk…:)

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