Below is the actual IM conversation that just went down between me and my co-worker Tif!!
Can’t make this shit up people!!… well you can, but I didn’t!!!
Tif: Just heard you yell, did you fall over in your chair again?
Me: HUGE! UNDER CUP! MAINTENANCE HAS BEEN CALLED! CAN’T STOP TYPING IN CAP LOCK!!
Tif: Keep me updated!
Tif: Why are you screaming?! Screaming not good… NOT GOOD!!
Tif: … I’d come help but I’m standing on my desk, what the HELL is going on over there?!?
Me: IT ESCAPED!! MADE A RUN FOR IT!! WE DON’T KNOW WHERE IT IS!!!
Tif: OMG… HOW DID IT ESCAPE!?!
Me: GUY THOUGHT I WAS EXAGGERATING SIZE, LIFTED CUP WITH NO BACKUP!!
Me: IT TOOK OFF! LAST SEEN HEADING IN YOUR DIRECTION!!!
Me: SAVE YOURSELF!!!
As of now it’s been one hour since last sighting… Tif and I are still on our desks!
This is the only picture I was able to get before all hell broke loose.