So my work decided to be awesome and gave us a summer treat which included all the makings for sundaes.
Not wanting to take the chance of someone grabbing my box of delicious awesomeness before I got home, I had my box delivered to work… I really should have thought that out more.
So, Friday my box of ice cream happiness and joy arrives… and it’s a little heavy… okay a LOT heavy.
My original plan of just walking the 3 miles home while caring box of ice cream heaven is quickly thrown out the window.
I hunt on-line and find a Car2Go only 9 blocks away from my work, PERFECT!… again, really should have thought that out more.
Just the walk to the elevator has created a little sheen of sweat on my brow. But I pressed on, I mean it’s only 9 blocks… how hard could it be?
Block 9 – No Problem, I’ve totally got this.
Block 8 – Okay arms are beginning to tingle a bit, but I got this.
Block 7 – Really starting to sweat now, and the shaking is new, but *grunt* I got this.
Block 6 – Shaking uncontrollable, arms on fire, maybe I should just readjust,I got… I DON’T GOT THIS! *CRASH*
Block 5 – Alright trying to carry it on head was a mistake, but that little lie down was nice, and now I’m refreshed and ready to go.
Block 4 – AAAAHHHHHH!! IT FEELS LIKE MY ARMS ARE FALLING OFF!! WHO GIVES A 100 POUND BOX AS A GIFT!!?!?
Block 3 – *sniff* *whimper* I can’t do it, it’s too heavy *sob* I’m not worthy of its sundae deliciousness inside.
Block 2 – COME ON!! You’re almost there. DON’T BE A PUSSY!! I can see the car!! YOU’RE AN ANIMAL, POWER THROUGH!!!
Block 1 – Fuck this. I’m leaving it here, I don’t want it *kick* ooohhh it moved *kick* *kick* *kick*
I finally got the box to the car and when I arrived home, called Hubby to come down and carry it up.
Hubby: Holy Crap! What happened to it!? Is that how it arrived?? It looks like someone kicked the shit out of it!!
Me: um.. ya.. Fedex… wow… really gone downhill…