Ashley, Tracy, and I thought it would be a GREAT idea to all go on a diet together…
I know, I know images of train wrecks and nuclear explosions suddenly jumped in front of your eyes, but stick with me.
We’re doing this so we can be a cheering squad for each other and a much-needed support system when things go bad… which has already happened… on day two.
Me: We had a lunch meeting today and there was a table of pastries and sweets… A TABLE OF THEM!!! *sigh* I had some salad and a piece of beef.
Ashley: Dude, I had broccoli and spinach today for lunch, so just… shut. it.
Tracy: You guys are doing so good!! I had carrots and celery and humus… not because I have control, but because that’s all I had in my house to bring.
Ashley:… says the size 4… your argument is invalid.
Not to be out done by Ashley’s witty comeback, I then sent them this pic.
Not to be out done by my excellent photo pick, Tracy then sent us this pic.
Not to be out done by Tracy’s attempt to out do my kitty pic, I sent this pic.
Bored by Tracy and my pathetic attempts to out do each other, Ashley then blew us out of the water by sending us this pic.