Shakespeare, getting you laid since 1592

I’m currently obsessed with all things Shakespearean, thanks to David Tennant aka Dr Who and Catherine Tate aka Donna, who star in a new adaptation of Much Ado About Nothing.

People if you didn’t recognize any of those names… well then we can’t be friends anymore…

I’m sorry, it’s just not gonna work out between us unless you have a little geek in you… and if you have a big geek in you… CONGRATS!! Hahahahahahahahha

God it always ends up dirty… THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID… HAHAHAHAHHAHA… okay 5 cups of coffee this morning, may have been a tad too much.

But anywho, because of this new obsession, I’ve been attempting to get Hubby to talk more Shakespearean like to me…

Hubby: You want me to what now?

Me: Oh come on, don’t look at me like that! I’m not asking you to memorize a complete sonnet or anything.

Hubby: Ya, cause that would have happened.

Me: … I’m just asking that you be more romantic in your talk. Throw in a foresooth or therefore or even a doth! Here, I’ll help, say something like, “my lady doth walk like the sun”.


Me: Oh shut up! God, excuse me for attempting to add a little romance in our everyday lives!

I didn’t talk to him for the rest of the night, until I got a text from my girlfriend with a picture of a dress she wanted me to wear to her wedding.

Me: Aaaahhhh Babe! Look at the picture Tracy just sent me!! Do you think I’d look pretty in that?

Hubby: Yes.

Me: … You didn’t even look.

Hubby: Didn’t have to, I only see beauty when I look in your direction.

Me:… oh you tricky bastard.

Hubby: foresooth.

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Wifey, Blogger,Dog Mom, Huge Nerd, and One Hellofafriend! (Seriously, I have references). SHINY!!
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2 Responses to Shakespeare, getting you laid since 1592

  1. Wazeau says:

    Wondering how that download translates into $$s… Cause just the preview makes me need to go change my panties.

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