The Bloggess Would Have Been So Proud!

Hubby: What’s that?

Me: Dude, I have like a million things in front of me, so you’re really gonna need to narrow that down.

Hubby: What you just pulled out of the grocery bag.

Me: An umbrella?

Hubby: You bought ANOTHER umbrella!?

Me: What!?! I needed a new one.

Hubby: What happened to the big green and white one?

Me: Left it at the park.

Hubby: The black one with the curved handle?

Me: Fat guy sat on it on the bus.

Hubby: The little pink one?

Me: I sat on it… Shut up.

Hubby: The one with the bird on it?

Me: Okay, I know you’re not gonna believe this… but… it kinda flew away…

Hubby: The Nasa designed, arrow dynamical, tested in a wind turbine, indestructible umbrella!

Me: Left it on the bus.

Hubby: GAH! That’s it, NO more umbrellas for you!

Me: We live in Portland, Oregon! It’s a necessity!

Hubby: NO! You are not allowed to buy anymore umbrellas!

Me: OH, I can’t believe you just said that! I am SO going to Beyoncé your ass!

Hubby: … What does that even mean!?!

Me:  you’ll see.

 If anyone in the Portland area knows where I can purchase a 5 foot tall metal chicken, PLEASE contact me!

In the words of the Great and Powerfull Bloggess…
“Knock-knock, motherfucker.”

About But That's For Another Blog

Wifey, Blogger, Cat Slave, New Puppy Mommy, Huge Nerd, and One Hellofafriend! (Seriously, I have references). SHINY!!
This entry was posted in Humor and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

One Response to The Bloggess Would Have Been So Proud!

  1. Lafemmeroar says:

    I love the banter! You can have a sitcom … 🙂

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s