So as I last posted, Hubby and I have FINALLY gotten a puppy.
And like all new parents, we are spoiling the bajeesus out of him.
We’ve had him a full week and I have purchased over 8 toys for him already… I blame PetSmart, they have 4 aisles dedicated just to doggie toys… HOW CAN I JUST GET ONE!?!?
Anywho, I gave Orko one of his new toys yesterday as a bribe.
Yes, I bribe my puppy.
Don’t judge me.
I was going to a wine tasting and wanted him to be happy while I was gone.
Yes, I left my new puppy for wine.
STOP JUDGING ME!!
Anywho, I was only at the tasting for about 5 minutes when I got the following text from Hubby:
Hubby: I had to take the new toy away from Orko.
Me: WHY!?!? It was my wine bribery toy!!!
Hubby:… He “loved” it.
Me: Well ya, it’s almost as big as him and has all sorts of fun squeeky things on it, of course he loved it.
Hubby:… no… he LOVED it…
Me: … you mean …
Hubby: … ya
Me: NO! He’s only 9 weeks!!! HOW DOES HE KNOW TO DO THAT!?!?!
Hubby: Trust me babe, guys just know.
Me: … *whimper* My little baby puppy… I have to go drink to forget now.
Hubby: Good luck.