So as I last posted, Hubby and I have FINALLY gotten a puppy.
And like all new parents, we are spoiling the bajeesus out of him.
We’ve had him a full week and I have purchased over 8 toys for him already… I blame PetSmart, they have 4 aisles dedicated just to doggie toys… HOW CAN I JUST GET ONE!?!?
Anywho, I gave Orko one of his new toys yesterday as a bribe.
Yes, I bribe my puppy.
Don’t judge me.
I was going to a wine tasting and wanted him to be happy while I was gone.
Yes, I left my new puppy for wine.
STOP JUDGING ME!!
Anywho, I was only at the tasting for about 5 minutes when I got the following text from Hubby:
Hubby: I had to take the new toy away from Orko.
Me: WHY!?!? It was my wine bribery toy!!!
Hubby:… He “loved” it.
Me: Well ya, it’s almost as big as him and has all sorts of fun squeeky things on it, of course he loved it.
Hubby:… no… he LOVED it…
Me: … you mean …
Hubby: … ya
Me: NO! He’s only 9 weeks!!! HOW DOES HE KNOW TO DO THAT!?!?!
Hubby: Trust me babe, guys just know.
Me: … *whimper* My little baby puppy… I have to go drink to forget now.
Hubby: Good luck.
But That's For Another Blog 
Haha, it’s impossible to buy just one toy, especially for puppies. That’s why the pet industry is booming! I wouldn’t take it to heart too much, little puppies (including girls) just do that with their toys.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I’m just giong to pretend it never happened!!!!
My puppy is pure :_-(
Better his toy than your leg…
Ddddduuuuddddeeeeeee
I dog-sit a little schnauzer (about 20 lbs of dog) occasionally and she “loves” my german shephard, Abby (a solid 60 lbs of dog) sometimes… So it’s even a girl-on-girl thing with dogs if there’s nothing else available I guess! My dog, Abby just ignores the little one & walks away, and all I can think is “tiny little weirdo”.
Word.