Trust me, this will all make sense soon.
Hubby: I got Orko a present!
Me: YAY!… what is that?
Hubby: It’s a bull stick.
Me: okay?
Hubby: A bull stick, it’s a dried out bulls penis.
Me: EYW! BABE! GROSS!
Hubby: Oh calm down, it’s totally safe for Orko and the guy said dogs love them. Just let me unwrap it and there you go boy!
Me: Great, my puppy’s eating dick.
Hubby: BABE!
Me: WHAT!?! HE IS!!! HIS DADDY TAUGHT HIM!!!
Hubby: Well now you’re just being gross.
Me: Speaking of gross, what is that smell?
Hubby: Wow, is that you?
Me: Thanks… and no. It smells like dirty socks and really, really dirty underwear. OH GOD, IT’S THE PENIS!
Hubby: UGH, it’s getting stronger! *gag* Why does it smell so bad!?!?
Me: Seriously!? It’s a dried out bulls penis! What’s it supposed to smell like… Roses!?!?!
Hubby: Get rid of it! Oh god the smell is saturating into my cloths!!!
Me: Orko give mommy the penis! No stop pulling! Bad boy! DROP THE PENIS ORKO! LET GO OF THE PENIS!!
Hubby: Stop yelling that, what if the neighbors hear you?
Me: Our big bearded gay neighbors? Don’t worry babe, I’m sure they’ve heard it before.
Hubby: Just give it to me, I’ll throw it outside in the dumpster.
Me: Ohhh, now look how sad Orko is, stop by the pet store and get him something else.
Hubby: Like what?
Me: It doesn’t matter, but if you could try to stay away from reproductive organs that would be great.
Hubby: ha ha.
Orko exhausted after the penis tug of war
Don’t get cow’s feet either – they smell SO BAD when dogs eat them, pig ears are safe though – no smell and not reproductive organs!
These are things I need to know!! Thank you!!!
If the dog was upset when you took the penis away, imagine how the bull felt.
Word.
best blog post title ever… I’m still laughing…
Ha! But truer words were never spoken!
lmao! This is one of your funniest … lol on “reproductive organs.”