Me: BABE!BABE!BABE! Come see the new header for my blog! See, it has me, and Orko, and CIA Cat, and YOU!
Hubby:… that’s not me.
Me: No, no it’s not. But that’s why it says dot dot dot not really.
Hubby: Why do you have a not really picture of me, instead of an actual picture of me?
Me: Would you have posed for an actual picture?
Me: Well then, there ya go.
Hubby:… who is that anyways?
Me: Dude! It’s Captain Picard… face palming! I felt it captured the true essence of you and my blog.
Me: Damn it!
Me: I was hoping you would say “Make it so!”.
Me: I’ll do it for you, MAKE IT SO!