Chris: Your last blog was wrong.
Me: My blogs are never wrong.
Chris: Ha ya… you said you’re changing from a Portlandan to an Arizonan.
Me: Yep.
Chris: States get the “an” at the end. Your an Orgonian. Portlandan just sounds weird. What city are you moving to?
Me: Scottsdale… so I’ll be a Scottsdalean?
Chris: No, you’ll be a Scottsdaler.
Me: Alright! Scottsdaler sounds like someone I’d like to party with!
Chris: Sounds like a bad climax.
Me: …
Chris: Yes climax, like to a soup opera.
“I’m telling you… Scott is Dale!”
“What!? Dale is Dale.”
No… SCOTTS DALE!!!!
Me: You’re crazy! Scott died in a freak fireworks factory explosion, Dale is his long lost twin brother that was raised by mute monks in the mountains of Albuquerque!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Chris: …
Me: What!?!? That was funny!!
HAHAHAHAHAH COME ON!! NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!
But That's For Another Blog 
Wait, states get an “-an” and cities get an “-er”? I was born in Philadelphia and I was always told that I was a Philadelphian, You were right, ignore this ‘Chris’ character. Stick to your guns 😉
Oh Snap! CHRIS you’ve been put in ‘ ‘… SERVED! 😛
What about Bostonian??? Why are you even listening to Chris?
This is begining to take an ugly turn… RUN CHRIS RUN!
Well, I guess I am a Georgian, but not part of the Atlanta-er… Hmmm..