Chris: Your last blog was wrong.
Me: My blogs are never wrong.
Chris: Ha ya… you said you’re changing from a Portlandan to an Arizonan.
Chris: States get the “an” at the end. Your an Orgonian. Portlandan just sounds weird. What city are you moving to?
Me: Scottsdale… so I’ll be a Scottsdalean?
Chris: No, you’ll be a Scottsdaler.
Me: Alright! Scottsdaler sounds like someone I’d like to party with!
Chris: Sounds like a bad climax.
Chris: Yes climax, like to a soup opera.
“I’m telling you… Scott is Dale!”
“What!? Dale is Dale.”
No… SCOTTS DALE!!!!
Me: You’re crazy! Scott died in a freak fireworks factory explosion, Dale is his long lost twin brother that was raised by mute monks in the mountains of Albuquerque!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: What!?!? That was funny!!
HAHAHAHAHAH COME ON!! NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!