Everyone’s a critic, but my friends are critics with flair!

Chris: Your last blog was wrong.

Me: My blogs are never wrong.

Chris: Ha ya… you said you’re changing from a Portlandan to an Arizonan.

Me: Yep.

Chris: States get the “an” at the end. Your an Orgonian. Portlandan just sounds weird. What city are you moving to?

Me:  Scottsdale… so I’ll be a Scottsdalean?

Chris: No, you’ll be a Scottsdaler.

Me: Alright! Scottsdaler sounds like someone I’d like to party with!

Chris: Sounds like a bad climax.

Me: …

Chris: Yes climax, like to a soup opera.
“I’m telling you… Scott is Dale!”
“What!? Dale is Dale.”
No… SCOTTS DALE!!!!

Me: You’re crazy! Scott died in a freak fireworks factory explosion, Dale is his long lost twin brother that was raised by mute monks in the mountains of Albuquerque!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Chris: …

Me: What!?!? That was funny!!

Twins

HAHAHAHAHAH COME ON!! NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!

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5 Responses to Everyone’s a critic, but my friends are critics with flair!

  1. Wait, states get an “-an” and cities get an “-er”? I was born in Philadelphia and I was always told that I was a Philadelphian, You were right, ignore this ‘Chris’ character. Stick to your guns 😉

  2. Kim says:

    What about Bostonian??? Why are you even listening to Chris?

  3. Well, I guess I am a Georgian, but not part of the Atlanta-er… Hmmm..

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