Me: GGAAAHHHHH!!! He just said “bro” again, that’s the 5th time in 2 minutes he’s said bro. WHY! WHY! WHY, DOES HE KEEP SAYING IT!? You know he’s probably a 40 year old man who just wants to sound like a 20something surfer frat boy with highlights… AAHHHH 6!! That was the 6th bro!!!!! GGGGGGAAAAHHH I HATE HIM!!!
Hubby: Turn the radio to a different station.
Me: OH MY GOD! He just said that Ryan Seacrest is his role model!! THAT’S NOT A ROLE MODEL YOU IDIOT!! Although that definitly explains why, YOU’RE SUCH A TOOL!! I HATE HIM SO MUCH!!!
Hubby: Turn the radio to a different station.
Me: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! Warm Bodies IS NOT a bad knock off of Twilight! I… I… I… I’m literally fucking speechless! WORDS CAN NOT EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I HATE HIM!!!!!!
Hubby: Turn the radio to a different station.
Me: HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!?! Kristen Stewart is his favorite actress?! WHY AM I EVEN SURPRISED!? It’s wrong she’s never won an Oscar? … DIE!!! JUST DIE!!! WHY WONT THIS MAN JUST DIE!?!?!
Hubby: TURN THE RADIO TO A DIFFERENT STATION!!!
Me: But babe… I love this station.
HA! Half the fun is the opportunity for outrage
Rofl! Bro, now you are making me miss my radio in my car (haven’t had one in almost a year) I know, shocking. But isn’t it normal to not like the DJ 😉