And That’s Why The Radio DJ Had to Die… Horribly.

Me: GGAAAHHHHH!!! He just said “bro” again, that’s the 5th time in 2 minutes he’s said bro. WHY! WHY! WHY, DOES HE KEEP SAYING IT!? You know he’s probably a 40 year old man who just wants to sound like a 20something surfer frat boy with highlights… AAHHHH 6!! That was the 6th bro!!!!! GGGGGGAAAAHHH I HATE HIM!!!

Hubby: Turn the radio to a different station.

Me: OH MY GOD! He just said that Ryan Seacrest is his role model!! THAT’S NOT A ROLE MODEL YOU IDIOT!! Although that definitly explains why, YOU’RE SUCH A TOOL!! I HATE HIM SO MUCH!!!

Hubby: Turn the radio to a different station.

Me: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! Warm Bodies IS NOT a bad knock off of Twilight! I… I… I… I’m literally fucking speechless! WORDS CAN NOT EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I HATE HIM!!!!!!

Hubby: Turn the radio to a different station.

Me: HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!?! Kristen Stewart is his favorite actress?! WHY AM I EVEN SURPRISED!? It’s wrong she’s never won an Oscar? … DIE!!! JUST DIE!!! WHY WONT THIS MAN JUST DIE!?!?!

Hubby: TURN THE RADIO TO A DIFFERENT STATION!!!

Me: But babe… I love this station.

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2 Responses to And That’s Why The Radio DJ Had to Die… Horribly.

  1. HA! Half the fun is the opportunity for outrage

  2. Rofl! Bro, now you are making me miss my radio in my car (haven’t had one in almost a year) I know, shocking. But isn’t it normal to not like the DJ 😉

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