Okay it’s been decided. Tonight I will record myself telling the ‘Don’t Panic, That’s Just His Penis’ story, with special guest Orko… and his penis. Ya, this is gonna go well.
So one thing my friends tell me, a lot, is that when they’re reading my blog they can totally hear my voice telling them the story. And apparently this makes the post even better.
I, ofcourse, love this. But it got me thinking, what about all my other readers? What about all those poor souls who have never heard me tell one of my real life, totally true, no embellishments what so ever stories?!?
It’s just too mean to withhold this joy from them.
SO, I’ve decided to record myself reading one of my past posts with all my normal gesturing, voices and general bounciness that is me… but which one? Cause you know, they’re all so damn funny.
And I decided… I’ll let you guys decide!
First person that comments with a post title they want to hear me read wins!
I was going to make it a poll and have the first post to reach a 100 likes be the winner. But that could take years and as the lady says “AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!”