Hubby: Orko was a huge pain in the ass after you went to bed last night.
Me: Did he fart and try to blame it on you?
Hubby: … no.
Me: Did he refuse to give up his TV remote privileges?
Hubby: What? No, stop trying to guess. He whined nonstop for like 5 minutes!
Me: aawwwwww did he miss his mummie?
Hubby: Ya, I finally got so fed up I just let him in the bedroom so he could watch you sleep.
Me: That’s SO sweet!
Hubby: NO, that’s creepy as hell, that’s what that is!