My Dog is Edward Cullen… that’s not creepy…

Hubby: Orko was a huge pain in the ass after you went to bed last night.

Me: Did he fart and try to blame it on you?

Hubby: … no.

Me: Did he refuse to give up his TV remote privileges?

Hubby: What? No, stop trying to guess. He whined nonstop for like 5 minutes!

Me: aawwwwww did he miss his mummie?

Hubby: Ya, I finally got so fed up I just let him in the bedroom so he could watch you sleep.

Me: That’s SO sweet!

Hubby: NO, that’s creepy as hell, that’s what that is!

I stare cause I WUV YOU!!

About But That's For Another Blog

Wifey, Blogger, Cat Slave, New Puppy Mommy, Huge Nerd, and One Hellofafriend! (Seriously, I have references). SHINY!!

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