I was walking my fantastic dog Orko early this morning and was not quite awake, this is why I didn’t see the other lady walking her dog, until Orko had jumped up and planted both paws right into her boobs…
Me: Oh my gosh! I’m so sorry!! We’re working on not jumping, wow he got you right in the boobage, I am really sorry!!
She gave a grimace smile and said:
“Yes, well some dogs aren’t smart enough to be trained.”
I proceeded to take off my earings and said:
“… scuse me?”
She smiled and leaned down to pick up her poodle whom Orko was attempting to give a colonoscopy to with his nose.
Boob Lady: Nothing personal, just some dogs have a hard time learning basic commands. My Hammish, of course, is not one of them.
Me:… Really? Okro. Sit
Me: … lay down
He laid down
Me: … bang
He rolled over onto his back, threw both paws over his eyes, and howled.
Me:… have a nice day.
And we walked away. Beat that Hammish.