So I’m hanging at home, watching some tv, when I see it…
It is every girls fear…
Right up there with snake in the toilet…
Or rat in your hair…
It’s…
SPIDER IN YOUR BRA!!!
Like any rational person, I lost my fracking mind, and then proceeded to beat the living shit out of my boob…
Seriously I was so freaked out with this spider getting away or, even worse, biting or possibly even laying eggs in my booby, that I went all out and held no punches…
Literally…
At one point I flat out punched my boob…
I finally eased up on my one man fight club, pulled out my shirt, and looked down to make sure the spider of doom was dead…
fffffuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk…
It hadn’t been a spider…
It had been a part of my black lace bra peeking out the top of my shirt…
…
I know you’re laughing…
…
Stop it! You would have done it too…
Don’t believe me?…
Here’s a pic I took afterwards of what I saw before I lost my mind and destroyed my left boob…
Admit it…
you would have done the same thing…
But That's For Another Blog 
Arrrgghhh! It does look like a spider – especially early in the morning before coffee. Just like one of those urban legends! Freak out totally normal.