And now one of my boobs is flatter then the other… thanks a lot Victoria Secret!

So I’m hanging at home, watching some tv, when I see it…

It is every girls fear…

Right up there with snake in the toilet…

Or rat in your hair…

It’s…

SPIDER IN YOUR BRA!!!

Like any rational person, I lost my fracking mind, and then proceeded to beat the living shit out of my boob…

Seriously I was so freaked out with this spider getting away or, even worse, biting or possibly even laying eggs in my booby, that I went all out and held no punches…

Literally…

At one point I flat out punched my boob…

I finally eased up on my one man fight club,  pulled out my shirt, and looked down to make sure the spider of doom was dead…

fffffuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk…

It hadn’t been a spider…

It had been a part of my black lace bra peeking out the top of my shirt…

I know you’re laughing…

Stop it! You would have done it too…

Don’t believe me?…

Here’s a pic I took afterwards of what I saw before I lost my mind and destroyed my left boob…

photo

Admit it…

you would have done the same thing…

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One Response to And now one of my boobs is flatter then the other… thanks a lot Victoria Secret!

  1. Arrrgghhh! It does look like a spider – especially early in the morning before coffee. Just like one of those urban legends! Freak out totally normal.

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