You all know Sheri, my bestie who chose me over a wine snob and nearly got us kicked out of our favorite bar for making me scream chlamydia. Well she’s back, and proving to me, on Facebook, that there are much worse things then just finding out you have skin cancer.
Sheri: I know you’ll be totally fine, but this whole skin cancer thing really freaks me out!!
Me: Don’t freak!! It’s not like I’m gonna end up looking like Lord Voldemort… OH SHIT! ;-P
Sheri: Oh crap, now I’m a bad friend because I don’t know who that is…
Me: … dude… that just made me sadder then the skin cancer did.
Sheri: I’m googling him right now!!
Me: Stop! You’re LITERALLY killing me right now!!
Sheri: Oh, it’s a Harry Potter thing. Ok, I see. Yeah, that guy is kinda creepy. Even with no nose, you will still be way cuter!
Me: … thanks… but I have to go evaluate my life that includes a friend in it, who has NEVER HEARD OF LORD VOLDEMORT!!!
Sheri: Oh don’t get your skin cancer in a twist ;D
Sheri: … did you notice I didn’t give my smiley face a nose!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Haha! Despite your friend not knowing who Voldy is, she sounds like a great one 🙂
Ya I decided to keep her 😉
“Don’t get your skin cancer in a twist” totally makes up for her lack of knowledge.
ya that made me snort, highest form of Mona flattery.
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