My adorkable pup, Orko, and I hit the trails early Sunday morning. I was testing out this new leash I got him, it came with a belt for me, so I can walk him with out having my arm yanked off.
It. Is. Awesome.
I just let him pull me along the trail and if he starts pulling too hard, I just lean back. His 39 pounds is no match for my…. well never mind.
So we’ve been hiking for about 30 minutes and we’re both in a mellow, happy, just walking mood, when suddenly like 20 birds burst out of a bush to the right of us! I may have screamed like a little girl, it’s all kinda a blur, but when I quickly turned to check on Orko, I am shocked/delighted to see… he’s peed himself.
I have never laughed so hard in my life.
Okay before you start thinking I’m a horrible person, let me explain… why I’m a horrible person. Orko was not in his normal lifted leg pee pose, or even his hunching down cause I’m not sure if I have to pee or poop pose. NO! He was full standing, with wide open eyes… peeing.
MY DOG HAD THE PEE SCARED OUT OF HIM!!!!
I tried to stop laughing, as he was giving me hurt eyes, but I couldn’t. It was probably the funniest think I’ve ever seen and I laughed the ENTIRE way back to the car. I couldn’t help myself, every time he looked back at me, I’d just start laughing again.
Oh ya, Karma’s totally gonna make me pee my pants… but it will be totally worth it.