Hubby: That was it!
Me: What? What was it??
Hubby: That was the last “But babe, I had Cancer” you get to use!
Hubby: I’m sorry, but you have grossly misused your cancer excuse.
Me: I’ve only used it like… I don’t know… 10 times?
Hubby: Add another zero to that number and the last one was asking me to change the channel for you.
Me: Seriously!?! But I’m tired, what’s wrong with asking you to change the channel!?
Hubby: THE REMOTE WAS IN YOUR HAND!!
Me: But babe *pointing to my nose* I had Cancer.