I came to a startling realization this morning when I pulled a neon pink hair off my sweater.

Me: OH MY GOD!

Hubby: What!?!

Me: You could be cheating on me right now and I would have NO CLUE!!!

Hubby: what now?

Me: Seriously, think about it!  In one year I went from blonde hair, to brunette, to crazy red, which then faded to normal red, to neon pink, which then faded to cotton candy pink, and NOW I’m going back to blonde!!!

Hubby: I don’t want to ask this question, but I’m going to anyways: Why does that mean I can cheat on you?

Me: It doesn’t mean you CAN cheat on me!

Hubby: you just said.

Me: I said I would never know!  Cause you could be cheating on me with some saucy red head and I wouldn’t know cause if you had red hairs on your shirts I would just think they were mine!!!

Hubby: …

Me: AND it’s not just red heads! You could be hooking up with blondes, brunettes, and pinks!!!!

Hubby: wow, I really get around.

Me: HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON!?!?!?

Hubby: From now on when you yell oh my god, I’m just gonna ignore you.

Me: YA! Cause you’re too busy sexting one of you rainbow haired sluts!!! How could you, I HAD CANCER!!

Hubby: …