You know your cat is fracking old when she’s napping on the couch and after staring at her for a while you begin to realize something… HOLY SHIT! CIA CAT ISN’T BREATHING!!!!
OMG I don’t know cat CPR!!! Is it like regular CPR!?!? AAAHHHHH it doesn’t matter, I don’t know regular CPR!!!
So you run over and start screaming into her face “BREATH CIA CAT, BREATH YOU EVIL BASTARD”, and all the while you’re thinking of the good times… okay, ya you got nothing… but still, you find your eyes misting and you start clinging to her, rocking as you whisper her name in her ear… her twitching ear.
Me: DAMMIT CIA CAT!
CIA Cat: meow
Me: I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!
CIA Cat: meow *yawn*
Me: oh go back to bed you asshole… I love you.
CIA Cat: *snore*