Me: My ass is twitching.
Hubby: Excuse me?
Me: No seriously, my ass is like really twitching!
Me: I don’t know, although technically it’s not the whole ass that’s twitching, just a cheek.
Me: The right cheek.
Hubby: What!? I have no idea what you want me to do about this!
Me: I don’t know, maybe just some acknowledgement would be nice!
Hubby: Fine, I acknowledge that your ass is twitching.
Me: …right cheek… well the bottom of the right cheek… technically…
Hubby: And now my eye is twitching.