So per my last post, I’ve entered my dog in a beauty contest… shut up.
And every day I’m going on to the voting page to vote like a thousand times… shut up.
It wouldn’t be that bad but for those freaking ‘Prove You’re A Human’ captcha codes, which I swear are getting harder and harder the more I vote. Which leads me to today’s…
… well there ya go… it’s what I always thought… I’M NOT EVEN A FUCKING HUMAN!! I MUST BE A FUCKING MYTHICAL BEAST! LIKE A FUCKING UNICORN! I’M GOING TO GO FROLIC IN THE FUCKING WOODS WITH THE REST OF MY KIND!! YOU DROVE ME TO THIS CAPTCHA!!!!!!!
… wow… um okay… I think it might be time to withdraw Orko from this beauty contest… I’m beginning to break under the mental stress… I’m just a unicorn after all.
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this made me laugh out loud!
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yay glad my complete breakdown and metamorphoses into a horned mythical creature can make you lol 🙂
Sometimes there is nothing merry about a merry-go-round. But realizations make a great morning chuckle. Love our clear eyed leader.
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