I Give You The Greatest Email You Will EVER Get From An IT Department

So we just got this office wide email from our IT department, which consists of 2 guys, and it’s fucking brilliant.  Don’t just take my word for it, read the email yourself:

Hey Kids,

Over the weekend Alex and I changed the IP address scheme for the office.  The previous setup (when the domain was created years ago) limited us to only 254 network devices total, including all servers, laptops, desktops, virtual machines, wireless access points, desk phones, cell phones, tablets, blah, blah, blah.  As you may have put together, that’s not a whole lot.  So, we changed that this weekend, and we now have address space for a total of 65,534 devices.  So, that should buy us a few weeks before you guys flood our network with more VMs, tablets, and whatever else you crazy kids are buying these days.  Enjoy your new-found device freedom, and network your ass off until you pass out from excitement and/or booze.

So, long story short, you really have nothing you need to do (except praise the IT department for their IT acumen and devilishly handsome good looks), unless you think something is broken or not working properly.  You’re probably wrong, of course, as we, the IT Department make exactly zero mistakes, but feel free to come over and tell us your sob story, and we will lovingly show you just how many ways in which you are wrong.  We’re very nice people, and we’re always happy to show you how to live your lives and be better, more productive members of society.

For the more nerdy of us in the audience:  If you are a developer and you have IIS sites bound to static IP addresses on your work laptop, you will need to update those.  I don’t think any of you do, except maybe the Humphrey Room, but lets face it, they need help with a lot more than just their laptops, so let’s just take it one step at a time with them.

For the rest of you, just remember the golden rule:  when in doubt, reboot.  It’s what has gotten me this far in my “professional career” (relative term), so I pass on this sage advice to you as well.

If you need anything else, ask Alex.  He cares a lot more than I do.

If you have any questions, keep them to yourself.  No one likes nosy people.

Buckets of love,

The IT Department

If you haven't watched The IT Crowd... stop everything and watch every episode immediately!!!

If you haven’t watched The IT Crowd… stop everything and watch every episode immediately!!!

 

 

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6 Responses to I Give You The Greatest Email You Will EVER Get From An IT Department

  1. Eil Dav says:

    Happy for you and your IT dept. Awesome! 🙂

  2. And everyone will be thrilled and will do their best to “Enjoy your new-found device freedom, and network your ass off until you pass out from excitement and/or booze.”
    Ought to be a really fun week!

  3. Tracy says:

    Proving, yet again, that you have the best. job. EVER.

  4. idiotprufs says:

    Do you work for Reynholm Industries?

  5. PinkNoam says:

    I’ve just stumbled across your blog while trawling through comments on The Bloggess, you’re hilarious, I’m going to be stalking your blog from now on ok?
    Also, I’m an IT guy and can totally relate to your IT Guys’ sentiments, there are a few anecdotes on my blog covering conversations between IT and people who are wrong.
    Thanks for some great, entertaining reads!

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