While looking for couple halloween costume ideas, I found the following and quickly texted it to Hubby, with the wording “not sure how I feel about this”.
Hubby: Because it involves a mustache and mustaches freak you out?
Hubby: Because someone might actually try to beat you until candy comes out, and by “someone” I don’t mean me, but you know “someone”?
Me: … dude… and no.
Hubby: Does it have to do with something regarding her wearing the wrong shoes and she should have worn the other ones?
Me: OH I hadn’t even noticed that! Look at you all shoe savvy!! And no.
Hubby: Okay I give up and no longer really care.
Me: It’s because it’s a stereotype against our people being all abusive and stuff.
Hubby: Our people?
Me: Ya spanish people, cause we’re spanish.
Hubby: I’m spanish
Me: But I’m married to you so I’m part spanish too!
Hubby: No, you’re not.
Me: um ya I am!
Hubby: Say something in Spanish.
Me: I’m el spanisho?
Hubby: … wow…
Me: So I’m NOT spanish???
Me: … el helloe??…