While looking for couple halloween costume ideas, I found the following and quickly texted it to Hubby, with the wording “not sure how I feel about this”.

Hubby: Because it involves a mustache and mustaches freak you out?

Me: No

Hubby: Because someone might actually try to beat you until candy comes out, and by “someone” I don’t mean me, but you know “someone”?

Me: … dude… and no.

Hubby: Does it have to do with something regarding her wearing the wrong shoes and she should have worn the other ones?

Me: OH I hadn’t even noticed that! Look at you all shoe savvy!! And no.

Hubby: Okay I give up and no longer really care.

Me: It’s because it’s a stereotype against our people being all abusive and stuff.

Hubby: Our people?

Me: Ya spanish people, cause we’re spanish.

Hubby: I’m spanish

Me: But I’m married to you so I’m part spanish too!

Hubby: No, you’re not.

Me: um ya I am!

Hubby: Say something in Spanish.

Me: I’m el spanisho?

Hubby: … wow…

Me: WHAT?!?

Me: So I’m NOT spanish???

Me: HELLO!?!?!

Me: … el helloe??…